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Jew Roll 

Opposite of Italian or Afro Roll - Wad of $100s with a $1 on the outside.
Rosenburg put the small bills on top of his bank roll so he could buy a kosher dog on his way through brooklyn without getting robbed.
Jew Roll by Ayin March 30, 2005

Jew Rope 

Eruv, Erub or Eruvin in plural; A perimeter usually strung on the utility poles (often rope) that combines seperate pieces of property into one large parcel, it enables jews to observe the traditional Shabbat rules allowing them to carry kids and belongings anywhere inside the perimeter
Hey Shelomo! Sections 1 and 2 of the Jew Rope are up but section 3 is currently down. Ok Yusef, Lets go get the cherry picker!
Jew Rope by Joe Ressnick October 7, 2008

Jew Rounding 

Rounding an amount down to the nearest unit. Most commonly used for a monetary amount owed.
Adam owed me $22.15. I was surprised when he only gave me $20 until he reminded me that he used jew rounding.
Jew Rounding by jogro123 November 12, 2012

Jew Roll 

Same as a nigga roll, a huge wad of $1 bills with a $100 bill wrapped around them. Effect can be multiplied by adding a gold plated money clip.
I pulled out my Jew Roll and all the ladies panties fell off.
Jew Roll by DieselAJ November 15, 2006

robo jew 

Automatic Teller Machine or ATM. The banks are run by the Jews, the ATM's are their automatic soldiers of the future.
I'm out of cash, and this bar won't take my debit card. I guess I'll have to bite the five dollar fee and use the Robo Jew.
robo jew by gaberick August 5, 2008

reaction types formal lab with the spaghetti strand across the room so it can teleport over the horizon of the my shirtless jew sand-which

Basically a Kite(A Jew) but in a not as harsh or racist way
reaction types formal lab with the spaghetti strand across the room so it can teleport over the horizon of the my shirtless jew sand-which

Did you do the reaction types formal lab with the spaghetti strand across the room so it can teleport over the horizon of my shirtless jew sand-which?

Did you ask the kite for the lab data?