DieselAJ's definitions

Jew Roll

Same as a nigga roll, a huge wad of $1 bills with a $100 bill wrapped around them. Effect can be multiplied by adding a gold plated money clip.

I pulled out my Jew Roll and all the ladies panties fell off.

by DieselAJ November 15, 2006

Loser Friendly

A bastardization of the term "User Friendly". Used to describe software that has been engineered to be compatible with the dumbest beings that a civilization has to offer.

Microsoft Windows is very loser friendly.

by dieselaj April 22, 2005

sloot

Sloot is the basic word. The more O's in "sloot", the sluttier the girl is. 2 O's is the minimum, you can add as many O's as necessary to add emphasis to just how slutty the girl is.

That bitch? Her and her friends are some slooooooooots, let me tell you.

There were some slooooooty girls at the party!

by DieselAJ November 22, 2004

Jelly Bracelets

Get a fucking life. the people that actually practice this bullshit never get laid

People that wear jelly bracelets need to get a fucking life

by dieselaj February 4, 2005

Sunrise Head

Getting a blow job as a wake-up call. If she doesn't do this, she doesn't love you.

Sunrise Head is superior to the traditional alarm clock.

by dieselaj September 24, 2005

Jackie O

The seat behind the driver. When you miss out on calling "shotgun" and Kennedy, you can call Jackie O. This way you don't have to sit bitch.

She didn't want to sit bitch, because we would make her go skiing, so she called Jackie O. Now Kennedy can't get a handjob.

by DieselAJ November 22, 2004

Whip

When the steering wheel was first put into use in automobiles, it was called the "whip". The whip is what you used to control the horses on a stagecoach, hence the analogy. Many years later, various hip hop artists noticed that the Mercedes-Benz logo resembled a steering wheel. They then proceeded to use the old term "whip" to describe any Mercedes-Benz vehicle. The term has now been generalized to classify any expensive automobile.

The new show "Unique Whips" on SpikeTV is obviously going to suck.

by dieselaj February 4, 2005