jettus 

getting the hell out of a particular place

let's jettus from this fat bitches house

let us jettus (a popular expression)

jettus by Lake Rat October 21, 2003

macob jetts

The action of failing miserably and describes a person who can never get what they desire. *cough* Brigitte *cough* This action may succeed at certain points but usually never occurs. Pulling this action may cause severe misfortune to the person commencing the verb and those around them.

Boi he's pulling a Macob Jetts!
Boi he messed up again!
Wtf! Stop pulling a Macob Jetts!
Jesus Christ my lord and savior please save us from the Macob Jetts....

macob jetts by SomeActualStrangerYouKnow April 3, 2017

jettsetter 

A fly person or group of people. Usually are handsome guys that have all the clothes and sneakers nobody else can get. Usually get all the girls. And have a BBC. These guys are natural born winners and smart.

Example 1:
Hot Girl: Damn look at the shoes on Jeff's feet he is one hell of a jetsetter. I just have to have sex with him and get some of that bbc!
Model Chick: Yea and he is smart and athletic I want him to have sex with me in my mouth until he ejaculates all over my big breast.
Hot Girl: Yea we gonna do it to him because he is a jettsetter.
Example2:
Hot Teacher: Good job on the test Jeff you got the highest grade in the class. And nice outfit by the way.
Jeff: Thanks
Hot Teacher: I need you to stay after class because we need to have sex. I want some of that BBC.
Jeff: Ok thats cool. Man I love being a jettsetter

jettsetter by Yea_I_wrote_this_UCHuskies April 28, 2009

jettison stage one 

To take a dump, especially when great quantities of ejecta are involved.

to jettison stage one (expr.):

"Uhh. That was exhausting."
"Core dump?"
"More like jettisoning stage one."

jettison stage one by varn_ix August 11, 2008

jettson 

the best boyfriend you could ever have because he will always be there for you no matter what. cute eyes. smile can fix any bad day your ever having. hair is always on fleek. small little nose. perfect eyebrows. them lips tho , HOLY FUCK. he's an idiot but an adorable one. too bad he's mines (;

'damn Jettson is so cute'

jettson by suckmydisnix October 3, 2017

jetturbate 

To masturbate using a jet from a spa or hot tub instead of one's hands. Usually done by the extremely lazy, those trying to be discreet, or those trying to claim they do not masturbate.

"Steve looked like he was having too good a time in the spa yesterday - i think he was trying to jetturbate."

jetturbate by the master baster January 8, 2010

jettison

1. To leave a location.

2. To quickly depart from a location.

see also: jet

"I gotta get up early tomarrow so I'm about to jettison."

jettison by El-Keter July 24, 2002