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the best boyfriend you could ever have because he will always be there for you no matter what. cute eyes. smile can fix any bad day your ever having. hair is always on fleek. small little nose. perfect eyebrows. them lips tho , HOLY FUCK. he's an idiot but an adorable one. too bad he's mines (;
'damn Jettson is so cute'
jettson by suckmydisnix October 3, 2017
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He was 12 years old.
Leave Jettson alone!
Jettson by Psue Me October 4, 2023

jetsonian 

Relating to a time in the future, similar to that on the classic television show The Jetsons.
We are only a few years worth of R&D away from a fully working jetsonian car.
jetsonian by jetsonian March 31, 2003

Wet Jetson 

When you diarrhea in aluminum foil, gently place wrapped surprise into the refrigerator as decoy for leftovers.
I was starving after work, and my damn roommate, only left me to my surprise, wet jetson.
Wet Jetson by Tomorrow People November 7, 2015

jettison stage one 

To take a dump, especially when great quantities of ejecta are involved.
to jettison stage one (expr.):

"Uhh. That was exhausting."
"Core dump?"
"More like jettisoning stage one."
jettison stage one by varn_ix August 11, 2008
Sex move for going down on a girl where you imitate the Jetsons mobile by blowing a raspberry into her snatch
The only way she could cum was with a good long Jetson:
Jetson by Crooked_J August 31, 2017

George Jetson 

Going to the bathroom while using the internet
George Jetson by Bluesbrews&bbq March 28, 2012