varn_ix's definitions

jettison stage one

To take a dump, especially when great quantities of ejecta are involved.

to jettison stage one (expr.):

"Uhh. That was exhausting."
"Core dump?"
"More like jettisoning stage one."

by varn_ix August 11, 2008

Transubstantiation

The conversion of loose teeth (usually deciduous) into money. The underside of a pillow is necessary as a catalyst.

Little Peggy experienced firsthand the miracle of Transubstantiation.

by varn_ix December 23, 2008

core dump

Taking a crap under normal circumstances. Contrast kernel panic and jettison stage one.

"Uh, dude, NMI."
"What?"
"Core dump."

by varn_ix August 11, 2008

kernel panic

Diarrhoea (or diarrhea, depending on your linguistic preference). Contrast with core dump, which is solid.

"Uhh, that was exhausting."
"Core dump?"
"Nope, kernel panic."

by varn_ix August 11, 2008

NMI

Non-Maskable Interrupt. Something you need to deal with as soon as it arises, usually an urgent call of nature.

"Gotta go, NMI."
"Core dump?"
"More like kernel panic."

by varn_ix August 11, 2008