Definitions by varn_ix

Transubstantiation 

The conversion of loose teeth (usually deciduous) into money. The underside of a pillow is necessary as a catalyst.

Little Peggy experienced firsthand the miracle of Transubstantiation.

Transubstantiation by varn_ix December 23, 2008

jettison stage one 

To take a dump, especially when great quantities of ejecta are involved.

to jettison stage one (expr.):

"Uhh. That was exhausting."
"Core dump?"
"More like jettisoning stage one."

jettison stage one by varn_ix August 11, 2008

kernel panic 

Diarrhoea (or diarrhea, depending on your linguistic preference). Contrast with core dump, which is solid.

"Uhh, that was exhausting."
"Core dump?"
"Nope, kernel panic."

kernel panic by varn_ix August 11, 2008

core dump 

Taking a crap under normal circumstances. Contrast kernel panic and jettison stage one.

"Uh, dude, NMI."
"What?"
"Core dump."

core dump by varn_ix August 11, 2008

NMI 

Non-Maskable Interrupt. Something you need to deal with as soon as it arises, usually an urgent call of nature.

"Gotta go, NMI."
"Core dump?"
"More like kernel panic."

NMI by varn_ix August 11, 2008