kernel panic

Diarrhoea (or diarrhea, depending on your linguistic preference). Contrast with core dump, which is solid.

"Uhh, that was exhausting."
"Core dump?"
"Nope, kernel panic."

by varn_ix July 17, 2008

core dump

Taking a crap under normal circumstances. Contrast kernel panic and jettison stage one.

"Uh, dude, NMI."
"What?"
"Core dump."

by varn_ix July 17, 2008

Transubstantiation

The conversion of loose teeth (usually deciduous) into money. The underside of a pillow is necessary as a catalyst.

Little Peggy experienced firsthand the miracle of Transubstantiation.

by varn_ix December 23, 2008

NMI

Non-Maskable Interrupt. Something you need to deal with as soon as it arises, usually an urgent call of nature.

"Gotta go, NMI."
"Core dump?"
"More like kernel panic."

by varn_ix July 17, 2008

jettison stage one

To take a dump, especially when great quantities of ejecta are involved.

to jettison stage one (expr.):

"Uhh. That was exhausting."
"Core dump?"
"More like jettisoning stage one."

by varn_ix July 17, 2008