El-Keter's definitions

wooified

1. A person, place, thing or event which is in every aspect influenced by the films of famed Hong Kong director John Woo.

2. A person, place, thing or event that is violent, ultra-violent or stylistically violent either in and of themselves or due to a general similarity to the stylized violence found in the films of famed Hong Kong director John Woo.

see also: wooification

"Did you see The Matrix, when Neo was blasting with that gatling gun from the helicopter and the shells were falling? Tell me that wasn't wooified!"

by El-Keter July 24, 2002

ludicrosity

1. A descritpive term used to describe the state of a person, place, thing or event of a particularly ludicrous nature.

"Nas and Jay-Z in a gay prono together ... what kind of ludicrosity is this?!?!"

by El-Keter August 8, 2002

undertime

1. A term used to designate the time a partcularly skanky female radio personality spends under her male clients.

Orlando: "Jenny Boom-Boom's got 12 kids. I mean c'mon, 12 kids? That's some serious overtime!"

Masir: "Or ... UNDERTIIIIIMMMMEEEEE!!!!"

by El-Keter September 17, 2002

funny gullet

1. The oral cavity and throat, applying specifically to said oral cavity when it's owner happens to be performing fellatio.

"Tell her you wanna check her tonsils, then jam the jimmy in the funny gullet."

by El-Keter July 23, 2003

ice grill

1. A particularly dirty look.

2. A mean, hard, cold or otherwise uncarring facial expression.

see also: mad face

"Yo man, why you ice grillin' me?"

by El-Keter July 26, 2002

jettison

1. To leave a location.

2. To quickly depart from a location.

see also: jet

"I gotta get up early tomarrow so I'm about to jettison."

by El-Keter July 24, 2002

ghetto ninja

1. H.I.V. or the A.I.D.S. virus.

2. A person infected with H.I.V. or the A.I.D.S. virus.

3. Somone who is either secretive or in denial about their status as a carrier of H.I.V. or A.I.D.S.

4. A sneaky or stealthy person.

5. An urban practitioner of the ancient art of Ninjistu.

"You ain't heard? Laquana got that ghetto ninja."

"Goddamn man, last night when I was walking home Jonn dropped down out of a tree and tried to merc me with some shurikens like he's a fuckin' ghetto ninja!"

by El-Keter July 24, 2002