23 definitions by El-Keter

1. A descritpive term used to describe the state of a person, place, thing or event of a particularly ludicrous nature.
"Nas and Jay-Z in a gay prono together ... what kind of ludicrosity is this?!?!"
by El-Keter August 08, 2002
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1. The male gentialia.

2. A children's toy produced by fictional company Blammo!
"Get off my log!"

"Action log, by Blammo!"
by El-Keter October 10, 2002
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1. A box cutter or razor carried as a weapon.
"When that motherfucka stepped to me I pulled out my ox and gave his bitch-ass a buck fifty!"
by El-Keter July 26, 2002
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"Yo, I was chillin' with this broad last night when all of a sudden she told me to stick it her egg mcmuffin."
by El-Keter July 23, 2003
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1. The oral cavity and throat, applying specifically to said oral cavity when it's owner happens to be performing fellatio.
"Tell her you wanna check her tonsils, then jam the jimmy in the funny gullet."
by El-Keter July 23, 2003
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1. Oral sex of a particularly good and powerful nature.
"You seen Gladys lately? Maaaan that bitch gives some dark helmet."
by El-Keter March 14, 2003
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1. Genitals, particularly those of female humans.
"Kate called me up last night. Yeah, she wanted me to come over and massage the private moustache"
by El-Keter July 23, 2003
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