El-Keter's definitions

dark helmet

1. Oral sex of a particularly good and powerful nature.

"You seen Gladys lately? Maaaan that bitch gives some dark helmet."

by El-Keter March 14, 2003

wooified

1. A person, place, thing or event which is in every aspect influenced by the films of famed Hong Kong director John Woo.

2. A person, place, thing or event that is violent, ultra-violent or stylistically violent either in and of themselves or due to a general similarity to the stylized violence found in the films of famed Hong Kong director John Woo.

see also: wooification

"Did you see The Matrix, when Neo was blasting with that gatling gun from the helicopter and the shells were falling? Tell me that wasn't wooified!"

by El-Keter July 24, 2002

ice grill

1. A particularly dirty look.

2. A mean, hard, cold or otherwise uncarring facial expression.

see also: mad face

"Yo man, why you ice grillin' me?"

by El-Keter July 26, 2002

funny gullet

1. The oral cavity and throat, applying specifically to said oral cavity when it's owner happens to be performing fellatio.

"Tell her you wanna check her tonsils, then jam the jimmy in the funny gullet."

by El-Keter July 23, 2003

ludicrosity

1. A descritpive term used to describe the state of a person, place, thing or event of a particularly ludicrous nature.

"Nas and Jay-Z in a gay prono together ... what kind of ludicrosity is this?!?!"

by El-Keter August 8, 2002

Ramosity

1. An unfortunate circumstance.

2. Outright bad luck.

3. Anything that is generally fucked up.

4. The opinions of Orlando Ramos.

5. Anything being generally jacked up after the manner of the existence of Orlando Ramos.

"My computer crashed, my dog died and the retarded kids at my job are goin' crazy! AWWWWWW RAMOSITY!"

by El-Keter April 13, 2006

ak

1. Misspelled form of the term "ahk."

see also: ahk

"I'm a new jack who wants to sound down on the internet so I call people ''ak'' even though I don't know how to spell it."

by El-Keter July 24, 2002