Definitions by El-Keter

Ramosity 

1. An unfortunate circumstance.

2. Outright bad luck.

3. Anything that is generally fucked up.

4. The opinions of Orlando Ramos.

5. Anything being generally jacked up after the manner of the existence of Orlando Ramos.

"My computer crashed, my dog died and the retarded kids at my job are goin' crazy! AWWWWWW RAMOSITY!"

Ramosity by El-Keter April 13, 2006

private moustache 

1. Genitals, particularly those of female humans.

"Kate called me up last night. Yeah, she wanted me to come over and massage the private moustache"

private moustache by El-Keter July 23, 2003

egg mcmuffin 

1. The female genitalia.

"Yo, I was chillin' with this broad last night when all of a sudden she told me to stick it her egg mcmuffin."

egg mcmuffin by El-Keter July 23, 2003

funny gullet 

1. The oral cavity and throat, applying specifically to said oral cavity when it's owner happens to be performing fellatio.

"Tell her you wanna check her tonsils, then jam the jimmy in the funny gullet."

funny gullet by El-Keter July 23, 2003

dark helmet 

1. Oral sex of a particularly good and powerful nature.

"You seen Gladys lately? Maaaan that bitch gives some dark helmet."

dark helmet by El-Keter March 14, 2003

tie your camel 

1. A synonym for "handle yo business."

"Man, it ain't my fault you ain't tie your camel. You don't tie your camel it's gonna run away dukes. And it might even come back & spit in your face."

tie your camel by El-Keter March 14, 2003

log 

1. The male gentialia.

2. A children's toy produced by fictional company Blammo!

"Get off my log!"

"Action log, by Blammo!"

log by El-Keter October 10, 2002