ghetto ninja

1. H.I.V. or the A.I.D.S. virus. 2. A person infected with H.I.V. or the A.I.D.S. virus. 3. Somone who is either secretive or in denial about their status as a carrier of H.I.V. or A.I.D.S. 4. A sneaky or stealthy person. 5. An urban practitioner of the ancient art of Ninjistu.

"You ain't heard? Laquana got that ghetto ninja." "Goddamn man, last night when I was walking home Jonn dropped down out of a tree and tried to merc me with some shurikens like he's a fuckin' ghetto ninja!"

by El-Keter July 24, 2002

ox

1. A box cutter or razor carried as a weapon.

"When that motherfucka stepped to me I pulled out my ox and gave his bitch-ass a buck fifty!"

by El-Keter July 26, 2002

egg mcmuffin

1. The female genitalia.

"Yo, I was chillin' with this broad last night when all of a sudden she told me to stick it her egg mcmuffin."

by El-Keter July 23, 2003

funny gullet

1. The oral cavity and throat, applying specifically to said oral cavity when it's owner happens to be performing fellatio.

"Tell her you wanna check her tonsils, then jam the jimmy in the funny gullet."

by El-Keter July 23, 2003

ak

1. Misspelled form of the term "ahk." see also: ahk

"I'm a new jack who wants to sound down on the internet so I call people ''ak'' even though I don't know how to spell it."

by El-Keter July 24, 2002

undertime

1. A term used to designate the time a partcularly skanky female radio personality spends under her male clients.

Orlando: "Jenny Boom-Boom's got 12 kids. I mean c'mon, 12 kids? That's some serious overtime!" Masir: "Or ... UNDERTIIIIIMMMMEEEEE!!!!"

by El-Keter September 17, 2002

pisstivity

1. A state of severe anger.

"I am in a state of pisstivity."

by El-Keter July 24, 2002