1. H.I.V. or the A.I.D.S. virus.
2. A person infected with H.I.V. or the A.I.D.S. virus.
3. Somone who is either secretive or in denial about their status as a carrier of H.I.V. or A.I.D.S.
4. A sneaky or stealthy person.
5. An urban practitioner of the ancient art of Ninjistu.
"You ain't heard? Laquana got that ghetto ninja."
"Goddamn man, last night when I was walking home Jonn dropped down out of a tree and tried to merc me with some shurikens like he's a fuckin' ghetto ninja!"
by El-Keter July 24, 2002
by El-Keter July 26, 2002
1. The female genitalia.
"Yo, I was chillin' with this broad last night when all of a sudden she told me to stick it her egg mcmuffin."
by El-Keter July 23, 2003
1. The oral cavity and throat, applying specifically to said oral cavity when it's owner happens to be performing fellatio.
by El-Keter July 23, 2003
"I'm a new jack who wants to sound down on the internet so I call people ''ak'' even though I don't know how to spell it."
by El-Keter July 24, 2002
1. A term used to designate the time a partcularly skanky female radio personality spends under her male clients.
Orlando: "Jenny Boom-Boom's got 12 kids. I mean c'mon, 12 kids? That's some serious overtime!"
Masir: "Or ... UNDERTIIIIIMMMMEEEEE!!!!"
by El-Keter September 17, 2002
"I am in a state of pisstivity."
by El-Keter July 24, 2002