El-Keter's definitions
1. A person, place, thing or event which is in every aspect influenced by the films of famed Hong Kong director John Woo.
2. A person, place, thing or event that is violent, ultra-violent or stylistically violent either in and of themselves or due to a general similarity to the stylized violence found in the films of famed Hong Kong director John Woo.
see also: wooification
2. A person, place, thing or event that is violent, ultra-violent or stylistically violent either in and of themselves or due to a general similarity to the stylized violence found in the films of famed Hong Kong director John Woo.
see also: wooification
"Did you see The Matrix, when Neo was blasting with that gatling gun from the helicopter and the shells were falling? Tell me that wasn't wooified!"
by El-Keter July 24, 2002
Get the wooifiedmug. "I'm a new jack who wants to sound down on the internet so I call people ''ak'' even though I don't know how to spell it."
by El-Keter July 24, 2002
Get the akmug. 
1. An act of violence.
2. An act of ultra-violence or stylized violence after the manner of that which is portrayed in the films of famed Hong Kong director John Woo.
3. The effect of the influence of famed Hong Kong director John Woo's film-making style on a person, place, thing or event.
2. An act of ultra-violence or stylized violence after the manner of that which is portrayed in the films of famed Hong Kong director John Woo.
3. The effect of the influence of famed Hong Kong director John Woo's film-making style on a person, place, thing or event.
"Bitch, if you don't gimme my money I'm gonna have to introduce yo ass to some serious wooification."
"Man, I don't think all these old folks who came to see Windtalkers are prepared for the wooification which they are about to be exposed to."
"Man, I don't think all these old folks who came to see Windtalkers are prepared for the wooification which they are about to be exposed to."
by El-Keter July 24, 2002
Get the wooificationmug. by El-Keter March 14, 2003
Get the dark helmetmug. 1. An unfortunate circumstance.
2. Outright bad luck.
3. Anything that is generally fucked up.
4. The opinions of Orlando Ramos.
5. Anything being generally jacked up after the manner of the existence of Orlando Ramos.
2. Outright bad luck.
3. Anything that is generally fucked up.
4. The opinions of Orlando Ramos.
5. Anything being generally jacked up after the manner of the existence of Orlando Ramos.
"My computer crashed, my dog died and the retarded kids at my job are goin' crazy! AWWWWWW RAMOSITY!"
by El-Keter April 13, 2006
Get the Ramositymug. 1. A descritpive term used to describe the state of a person, place, thing or event of a particularly ludicrous nature.
by El-Keter August 8, 2002
Get the ludicrositymug.