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Jettasexual 

(n.) A man whose masculinity is compromised by driving a Volkswagon.
(adj.) Pertaining to the effeminacy of men who drive Volkswagon automobiles.
(n.) Guy 1: I totally bombed out my new Jetta. Got a Bose surround Quad with a sub. Even got a DMB sticker for the back!
Guy 2: Spoken like a true Jettasexual.

(adj.) A jettasexual friend of mine recently got a ticket speeding in his convertible bug.
Jettasexual by TommyOkktane January 15, 2004
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I am a jetsexual
Jetsexual by Fa-18F October 18, 2019

jetrosexual

A term coined by Virgin Airlines. They are people who use a plane on almost daily basis, usually for work, but sometimes for leisure (i nthat case replace days with weeks). The Jetrosexual must follow 11 commandments, which are as follows:

11. Thou Shalt have thine passport ready to go at a moments notice.

10. Thou shalt have a favorite airport and be prepared to explain why it is thine fave.

9. Thou shalt not be a Chatty Cathy with thine seatmate.

8. Thou shalt never hold up the security line.

7. Thou shalt be able to order a beer in six different languages

6. Thou shalt respect the five minute rule when using thine lavatory.

5. Thou shalt be able to pack a week's worth of clothes in a single carry-on bag.

4. Thou shalt not own one of those inflatable neck pillows.

3. Thou shalt have at least one passport stamp from a country that now goes by a different name.

2. Thou shalt travel Economy class, on rare occasions, just to keep thine self humble.

1. Thou shalt leave terra firma behind in order to move business and culture forward.
Forget being a Metrosexual or Ubersexual. Me, I'm Jetrosexual
jetrosexual by Interitus July 21, 2008

Jermasexual 

Jermasexual, is a sexuality for when you are attracted to the content creator, Jerma, or feel a strong connection to him
Guy: Did you hear? Amoung us is Jermasexual
Guy 2: wow thats crazy bro

jetrosexual

1. A globetrotting jetsetter who thinks nothing of hopping on a plane to Asia for a shopping spree.

2. People who deserve to be robbed and beaten.
You get the fucking picture, think one up for yourself. Paris Hilton would probably be a jetrosexual.
jetrosexual by Murica Michelle March 9, 2007

jennasexual 

People who love and are obsessed with Jenna Ortega especially when she plays 'Vada Cavell' in the fallout
Girl:"I love Jenna Ortega,"
Her best friend:"Same bestie, ig we're both jennasexual,"
jennasexual by Lmaoitsfazeme April 10, 2023

jetrosexual

being bi-sexual and also having a sexual relationship with a cow and or pig.
Hannah is Jetrosexual.
jetrosexual by LU-LU May 13, 2005
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