jet puff
That guy must be taking jet puffs, he’s been up all night trying to replace the brakes on his truck.
jet puff by Impavida23 January 21, 2024
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jet puff
That guy must be taking jet puffs, he’s been up all night trying to replace the brakes on his truck.
jet puff by Impavida23 January 21, 2024
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Jet-Puffed • Jet Puff’d • Jet-Puffed Mo' • jet puffed sausage • jetpuff • jet • jet lag • jet'ski • jet pack • jet fuel
Jet Puff’d
When a man gets too drunk, and wakes up the next morning with his entire dick and balls forced into a container of Jet Puff marshmallow crème
Brett woke up the next day confused and concerned, because his entire dick and balls had been forced into a container of Jet Puff. His friends then broke the unfortunate news that he has been “Jet Puff’d”.
Jet Puff’d by Copenhagen Joe February 17, 2025
Jet Puffed
"It's 3am and the bars are closed, looks like that girl is going to get Jet Puffed tonight"
Jane: "Dang girl, he was so wasted, I totally got Jet Puffed"
Sally: "Damn marshmallow dick"
Jane: "Dang girl, he was so wasted, I totally got Jet Puffed"
Sally: "Damn marshmallow dick"
Jet Puffed by L.P.T.L September 13, 2012
jet puffed sausage
HOLY COW! Irving has a jet puffed sausage! How does he find under wear that fit?!?!!
Wow. That is one jet puffed sausage, its the size of my jet puffed sausage!
Wow. That is one jet puffed sausage, its the size of my jet puffed sausage!
jet puffed sausage by Ashley, and Abby January 12, 2008
Jet-Puffed
the act of getting screwed over by a fat person. The person doesn't necessarily need to be overweight at the time of the encounter.
Originated from Kraft Marshmallows Brand "Jet-Puffed"
Originated from Kraft Marshmallows Brand "Jet-Puffed"
952): "My boyfriend cheated on me..."
480): "Who cares, wasn't he fat"
952): "Ya, I really got Jet-Puffed!"
Man I really got Jet-Puffed, I was late, standing in line at the grocery store and this little fat kid cut in front of my to buy a candy bar.
480): "Who cares, wasn't he fat"
952): "Ya, I really got Jet-Puffed!"
Man I really got Jet-Puffed, I was late, standing in line at the grocery store and this little fat kid cut in front of my to buy a candy bar.
Jet-Puffed by MsJBootie November 30, 2009
Jet-Puffed Mo'
Jet-Puffed Mo' by Mar_Wood December 22, 2021
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