jesus walk
bloke1: "sup man I had to do a jesus walk from seven sisters to ponders end"
bloke2: "raaah thats a propa jesus walk"
bloke2: "raaah thats a propa jesus walk"
jesus walk by slim keeno July 16, 2005
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If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land
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Bo: if Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?
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Me: what a lit song
Bo: if Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?
Me: imma steal that and post it on urban dictionary
If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land by Karen Chungus February 7, 2019
jesus walks
A term used to signify that something has gone well, often in a case where a lucky turn of events has gone in your favour.
Person 1: "Shit, I got in to a car accident today, but the person I hit was a hot chick and I ended up railing her"
Person 2: "Holy shit, Jesus walks"
Person 2: "Holy shit, Jesus walks"
jesus walks by Teeth September 10, 2004
Jesus Walks
A song by Kanye West. Also a dance created by Kanye West while performing the song on stage at a concert.
1. "Jesus Walks" is a good song
2. Look at that dude on the dancefloor! He's bustin' out the Jesus Walks!
2. Look at that dude on the dancefloor! He's bustin' out the Jesus Walks!
Jesus Walks by DJHill August 24, 2004
Jesus-walking
Strutting around as if one can walk on water; often triggered by varsity athletic status, rowdy friends, and/or alcohol consumption. Derived as an alternate phrase for jaywalking
Police were worried about the number of accidents caused by Jesus-walking and middle-class commuters on the streets of Boulder, Colorado.
Jesus-walking by Ellen Wagner April 11, 2008
Jersey Jesus Walker
A woman wearing a floor-length maxi dress (most likely with spaghetti straps) made of jersey, resembling Jesus in his robes.
JJWs usually wear gladiator sandals and have a blatant disregard for the rule of summer that demands bare legs.
JJWs usually wear gladiator sandals and have a blatant disregard for the rule of summer that demands bare legs.
Jersey Jesus Walker by flosie August 3, 2009
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