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A term used to signify that something has gone well, often in a case where a lucky turn of events has gone in your favour.
Person 1: "Shit, I got in to a car accident today, but the person I hit was a hot chick and I ended up railing her"
Person 2: "Holy shit, Jesus walks"
by Teeth September 10, 2004
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A way of expressing that someone is sexually attractive. It is often used with irony or playfulness.

Comes from the verb “breed” which is to copulate with intent of bearing children.

For someone to be truly “breedable” they need to be fertile.
Anon: You are looking mighty breedable this fine evening, m’lady.
Stacy: Please don’t say that to me.
Brad: Woh, you look submissive and breedable, Becky.
Becky: Wow, thanks. *sex*
by 100PercentEthylAlcohol July 14, 2021
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A song by Kanye West. Also a dance created by Kanye West while performing the song on stage at a concert.
1. "Jesus Walks" is a good song

2. Look at that dude on the dancefloor! He's bustin' out the Jesus Walks!
by DJHill August 24, 2004
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a long journey that can only be done by walking
bloke1: "sup man I had to do a jesus walk from seven sisters to ponders end"

bloke2: "raaah thats a propa jesus walk"
by slim keeno July 04, 2005
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A really long walk, like the kind people in Jesus' times had to make because they didn't have Hondas yet.
Steve: "Man I was just going to the corner store but I decided to keep walking and was out for 2 hours!"
Jim: "Damn, quite a jesuswalk there!"
by tropez December 03, 2010
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a person who wears beat up, dirty sandals, open toed and with no sox on.
damn son, look at him with those jesus walks on.
by 411 November 07, 2004
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