Definitions by flosie
Jersey Jesus Walker
A woman wearing a floor-length maxi dress (most likely with spaghetti straps) made of jersey, resembling Jesus in his robes.
JJWs usually wear gladiator sandals and have a blatant disregard for the rule of summer that demands bare legs.
JJWs usually wear gladiator sandals and have a blatant disregard for the rule of summer that demands bare legs.
Jersey Jesus Walker by flosie August 3, 2009
Beast Warrior
A large, manly woman. A beast warrior is not only overweight, but extremely tall...like a man. A beast warrior can kick your ass without even trying. They do not wear makeup or show any signs of femininity.
Beast Warrior by flosie August 3, 2009