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Jessimo is a fantastic photographer.
person 1: My pictures look great, don’t they?

person 2: Yeah, but you’re not a Jessimo
jessimo by tvf November 23, 2021
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An amazing person (usually with brown hair and eyes) who is smart, beautiful, kind, caring and funny. You’ll never meet a person like her so make sure not to lose her. She can be violent at times but she never has bad intentions.
Jessima is for sure going to get 100% on the test.
Jessima by Just Jim April 14, 2022
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Jessimi Gomez

A celebrity internet troll renowned for being a habitual liar. She has tarnished the good name of any male from her online community (called Tyrannights) who has had the inevitable misfortune of involving himself with her intimately, be it as friends or more.
"Oh god, have you heard the latest? Jessimi Gomez is now saying that Max made death threats."

"Yeah? I even heard her pretending he threatened to murder-suicide her if he ever saw her in person!"

"What a fucking spazz. I hope she gets on the medication she needs so she can begin regaining her sanity again."
Jessimi Gomez by Vrykolakas January 19, 2018

jessicopter 

A headless baby on the end of a bandage. Used in the game helicopter now as Jessicopter
Hey Ty go grab baby Jessica and let’s play some jessicopter
jessicopter by O.O.G October 14, 2020
A girl who moans
man, she moans like a jessmo
Jessmo by Dbatch1991 March 23, 2009

Jessiona 

Amazing girl the best you can ever have she crazy beautiful, crazy, amazing eyes it's like a trance, smiles great, and a guy named Triston can't lose her he loves her so much.
Meow meow Jessiona
Jessiona by Hrhdbendhfh March 2, 2019
An online gamer known for spreading malicious gossip about male gamers' IRL lives, or at least those she's had in-game clashes or altercations with. Some of the gossip, particularly targeting victims who shared a Play-by-Post Roleplaying setting with her, is particularly toxic and has caused some of the victims humiliation, the backlash from said libel has adversely affected their offline health and livelihood, but she shows zero remorse and zero intent to abstain from these behaviors.
"Jessimi just told everyone that I hacked her computer!"

"Does she realize you're about as computer illiterate as they come?"

"She doesn't seem to care, she's just in it to discredit anyone who she thinks has dirt on her!"
Jessimi by Lively Pepper May 4, 2018
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
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