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Jessimi Gomez
A celebrity internet troll renowned for being a habitual liar. She has tarnished the good name of any male from her online community (called Tyrannights) who has had the inevitable misfortune of involving himself with her intimately, be it as friends or more.
"Oh god, have you heard the latest? Jessimi Gomez is now saying that Max made death threats."
"Yeah? I even heard her pretending he threatened to murder-suicide her if he ever saw her in person!"
"What a fucking spazz. I hope she gets on the medication she needs so she can begin regaining her sanity again."
"Yeah? I even heard her pretending he threatened to murder-suicide her if he ever saw her in person!"
"What a fucking spazz. I hope she gets on the medication she needs so she can begin regaining her sanity again."
Jessimi Gomez by Vrykolakas January 19, 2018
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jessicopter by O.O.G October 14, 2020
Jessmo
Jessmo by Dbatch1991 March 23, 2009
Jessimi
An online gamer known for spreading malicious gossip about male gamers' IRL lives, or at least those she's had in-game clashes or altercations with. Some of the gossip, particularly targeting victims who shared a Play-by-Post Roleplaying setting with her, is particularly toxic and has caused some of the victims humiliation, the backlash from said libel has adversely affected their offline health and livelihood, but she shows zero remorse and zero intent to abstain from these behaviors.
"Jessimi just told everyone that I hacked her computer!"
"Does she realize you're about as computer illiterate as they come?"
"She doesn't seem to care, she's just in it to discredit anyone who she thinks has dirt on her!"
"Does she realize you're about as computer illiterate as they come?"
"She doesn't seem to care, she's just in it to discredit anyone who she thinks has dirt on her!"
Jessimi by Lively Pepper May 4, 2018
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