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Jessmar is often referred to as either a Rubix cuber or a very good Minecrafter. The word comes from the famous philosopher Jessmar Suen.
I wish I was a Jessmar
Jessmar by SleepyKoala9156 October 19, 2021
An amazing person (usually with brown hair and eyes) who is smart, beautiful, kind, caring and funny. You’ll never meet a person like her so make sure not to lose her. She can be violent at times but she never has bad intentions.
Jessima is for sure going to get 100% on the test.
Jessima by Just Jim April 14, 2022

jessemaroorox 

Tweaker. And a gamer. And a tweaker. And a gamer.
Damn that jessemaroorox is pretty tweaker.

Yeah.
jessemaroorox by mrgenetor November 20, 2020

Jossimar 

I'm in love with Jossimar.
Jossimar by MadaFackar November 24, 2021

Jessamarie 

The word that describes someone that is your definition of the ideal person you want to be with, the person who in your perspective is perfect in every way and would never make an effort to change that said person. That person is the one who is amazing in looks, personality, and someone who knows you as well as you know yourself.
A person who you know has the ability to change your perspective, your choices, your motives, your being, and trusting that person to use it in a positive way. A person who you can make you feel better no matter what, you always knows how to keep you through the day. A person who you have in your mind that motivates you to last the day, and the rest of your life. The person in most cases you have fallen for.
You know that girl Jessica? She's my Jessamarie !
Jessamarie by Crack head. April 12, 2009
Jessmar is an ideal type of all girls he is kind, caring, intelligent, faithful,honest... almost perfect
I wish a have Jessmar, I would be the luckiest person if I have Jessmar
Jessmar by Jessmar June 15, 2021
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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