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Jessiona 

Jessiona is crazy and she makes everyones life better by the second and she thinks she does wrong and she doesn't she can make tristons life better all the time and he loves her no matter what happens NO MATTER WHAT
Jessiona the best. Fuck your chicken strips we don't want your chicken strips DANG THOSE THIGHS
Jessiona by Hrhdbendhfh March 18, 2019
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jessiona 

A Very pretty girl with pretty eyes and a loving heart and will never give up and is strong
Wow I met a pretty jessiona
jessiona by Jessiona May 21, 2018
Someone who is very beautiful, funny, and a fuckin stoner. Smoking weed is all she does, right along with a crazy blonde best friend who is even a bigger stoner. She tends to have red hair and loves to have fun:) this girl is so amazing and you will never find a better friend then her. No one else can compare to her.
That girl is so amazing. Her name is probably jessina.
jessina by Stoner1711 September 7, 2015

Jessiana 

Jessiana tall, funny, beautiful, and a big stoner. She’s usually one of the guys and loves to party. She’s also big hearted and has a curly haired side kick with glasses. But don’t fuck with her she’ll fuck you over
Oh Jessiana she is so fun to chill with!
Jessiana by Jess_421 November 2, 2019

jesbionage 

war technique used to make people surrender by means of yelling outinside jokes that they don't get.
side effects of technique: frustrating the enemy, PTIJD (post traumatic inside joke disorder), and looking confused
Kim: so, how'd you beat them in (insert country name here)??
Jessica: haha!! i just went around yelling "kady, i'm your stalker."
Kim: so you used jesbionage. sawheeeeet.
:)

jessination

the act of two water buffaloe meeting at a nearby river and engage in the act of animal intercourse. the usual result of this action is some seismic activity and sometimes a large earthwuake.
the little earthquakes that jessination produces, that no one can explain
jessination by vukie April 18, 2009
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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