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Jessamarie 

The word that describes someone that is your definition of the ideal person you want to be with, the person who in your perspective is perfect in every way and would never make an effort to change that said person. That person is the one who is amazing in looks, personality, and someone who knows you as well as you know yourself.
A person who you know has the ability to change your perspective, your choices, your motives, your being, and trusting that person to use it in a positive way. A person who you can make you feel better no matter what, you always knows how to keep you through the day. A person who you have in your mind that motivates you to last the day, and the rest of your life. The person in most cases you have fallen for.
You know that girl Jessica? She's my Jessamarie !
Jessamarie by Crack head. April 12, 2009
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Jessamie 

One of those chill kinda girls who are feisty and hot as the sun. They may be loud and crazy but they can sure make out, and twerk like nobodies business. Jessamies are often extremely hot and everyone wants to be them. Some people might refer to someone who is amazingly crazy as a Jessamie.
Woah she could be a Jessamie, with a booty like that.
Jessamie by Americangal January 20, 2014

Jesmarie 

Jesmarie is so damn fine.
Jesmarie by AYO_801 June 16, 2021

JeaMarie 

JeaMarie is the definition of a calm and shy type of girl. Someone who is more of an antisocial person and who doesn't really branch out towards a lot of people.
Mark: Hey JeaMarie! How was your day today.

JeaMarie: It was okay, but I'm just nervous to talking to people.
Mark: Don't worry, it just wasn't the day.
JeaMarie by JeaJea15 February 18, 2021

Jesmarie 

Too generous, very open-minded, loves to experiment, patient, works hard but spends a lot of money. Not a morning person and unbothered. Keeps it real, a super loyal and always has a sassy comeback…

When dealing with a rare woman like Jesmarie, her silence can be the most dangerous thing to face. Jesmarie knows how to manage many problems by herself, but would do anything to make those most dear to her smile. She doesn't try to flatter others and her brutal honesty can sometimes be confusing, but you will never find a heart as big as hers in the entire universe. Whoever receives her love is the luckiest person around, but never take advantage of her kindness. If you decide to betray her trust, well, she will be ready to leave: only those who fly solo possess the strongest wings.
Them: omg, is that Jesmarie?!
Others: yeah, that’s her!
Jesmarie by hers1969 November 23, 2021

Jesmarie 

Too generous, very open-minded, loves to experiment, patient, works hard but spends a lot of money. Not a morning person and unbothered. Keeps it real, a super loyal and always has a sassy comeback…

When dealing with a rare woman like Jesmarie, her silence can be the most dangerous thing to face. Jesmarie knows how to manage many problems by herself, but would do anything to make those most dear to her smile. She doesn't try to flatter others and her brutal honesty can sometimes be confusing, but you will never find a heart as big as hers in the entire universe. Whoever receives her love is the luckiest person around, but never take advantage of her kindness. If you decide to betray her trust, well, she will be ready to leave: only those who fly solo possess the strongest wings.
Them: omg, is that Jesmarie?!
Others: yeah, that’s her!
Jesmarie by hers1969 November 23, 2021

jessmarianoluvbot 

jessmarianoluvbot is a creator on tiktok she is so cool and funny! she is also rory gilmore irl (its true)
A: jessmarianoluvbot is the best

B: YASS
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