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JesterPenetrate 

JesterPenetrate is the meme version of ClownPierce who is a 1.9+ minecraft pvper and is very good at it, he also has a youtube channel. Some would say he is the better counterpart of ClownPierce as in the meme videos he has stacks of totems and a machine gun which are to symbolise Clown's extreme skill in pvp and take the whole mick out of it.
"OMFG IT'S JESTERPENETRATE, PLEASE DON'T PENETRATE US" Said Leolook
"nvm let's just all have a fair 328746326479v1 and you win" Said PigeonX2

JesterPenetrate 

The deadliest member of the deadliest smp who has the deadliest weapon and who has escaped the deadliest trap and beat the deadliest army with only the deadly end crystals and respawn anchors
Oh no JesterPenetrate is here. He will penetrate us and hospitalize us

Jesterpenetrate 

The DEADLIEST minecraft player from the DEADLIEST minecraft server . He has stackable totems a gun and stacks of golden apples with 100 thousand hearts
Jesterpenetrate will find where you live and nuke your house and kill your family
Jesterpenetrate by shockwavemax April 27, 2022

Thayne Jasperson 

Literal cookie god! Best know for Hamilton, Matilda, Newsies, High School Musical 1 & 2. He is an angel sent from the heavens. He is adorable
A- Have you ever heard of Thayne Jasperson?
B- Yes, the cute Newsboy who eats cookies a lot?
A- Yes, the angel!
Thayne Jasperson by VicElizaPotter January 4, 2021

Jespergers Syndrome 

Jespergers syndrome (JS), also known as Jesperger's, is a social disorder characterized by significant verbal vomiting and difficulties in thinking before speaking. At some time it is characterized by inconvenient expressions during conversations among friends and family. An external observer may believe that the individual is crazy, but the expressions are primarily based on inner joy.

The exact cause of Jesperger's is unknown. While it is probably partly due to an overstimulated mind, the underlying genetics have not been determined conclusively.

Individuals with Jesperger syndrome may have signs or symptoms that are independent of the diagnosis, but can affect the individual or the family. Individuals tend to act a but shy when outside of their comfort zone.
- Hey, that dude is crazy. He is talking about bizarre shit.

- No, I think he is just in his comfort zone, expressing his happiness in a bizarre way. It is called Jespergers Syndrome.

jesperetic delay 

the slight delay before an orgasm
<^_^> man my bf gives off long jesperetic delay lol
jesperetic delay by bangc0ck August 21, 2006
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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