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Jeseli
Jeseli is the most beautiful girl you have ever seen. She has an amazing and great personality. She is so funny and can make anyone die of laughing with her great humor. Jeseli doesn't need makeup to be beautiful because her natural beauty is greater than makeup. If you have a Jeseli in your life do NOT let her go!! ;)
Guy 1: Hey! Who's that girl over there? She's gorgeous!
Guy 2: Oh, her? That's Jeseli . Isn't she amazing?
Guy 2: Oh, her? That's Jeseli . Isn't she amazing?
Jeseli by yomama3523 July 4, 2016
jeselia
She is a total Jeselia
jeselica
Jeselica is girl who is very strong and competitive, also very caring but hates to express how she feels. The name Jeselica is very uncommon unlike other names. This person loves to go outside whenever she wants to, but mostly likes to just lay down and relax. Love reading books, she will do anything for a person in sorrow. Is a very kind person just don"t get on their bad side. The person is very smart-mouth and will be truly honest. Jeselica doesn't like to be lied to so don't hide anything from them, the person is very sneeky and smart. She will find out sooner or later and when its out, things do not get well. Having a friend named jeselica is so awesome because they will do anything in their power to make you happy and wild. Also they love dogs and hate animal cruelty, aren't very good with children. Respect is the most important thing this person has so treasure it. Love watching new things, But they hate change unless they want change and are very funny and crazy at trying to fix things. Hate doing this unless they get a something out of it, obsessed with eating never looks bad a single day even when sick. loves old stuff and is very inpatient. try's to keep things that are given to her but it's all over the place unless it means a lot to her. Always puts family first and hate's picking between things or people, This person is sweat but mean and funny she has mixed feeling's everyday. Has so much potential.
jeselica by definitions of names November 9, 2017
Jeselie
Jeselie is a very shy girl but once she gets to now you she is crazy. She has dark brown long hair and beautiful big eyes. Jeselie is always nice to everyone even if she doesn’t like that person. If you have a Jeselie in your life don’t let her go because she a great person she will always be there for you and never leave you side.
Dude 1: hey who is that girl is she in our class?
Dude 2: Yes, she is in our class her name is JESELIE she is always nice to other even me.
Dude 2: Yes, she is in our class her name is JESELIE she is always nice to other even me.
Jeselie by IdontknowwhatIamdoing_HELLO November 24, 2021
Jeselie
Jeselie is a very shy person but when she gets to know you and get comfortable with you she is crazy. She has dark brown hair, she always has this big smile and is never sad. Jeselie laughs at everything even though it not funny. She makes you feel better with her big smile and her giggles. Jeselie is always nice to everyone even if she doesn’t like you she is still nice to you. If you have a Jeselie in your life keep her because she is such a blessing in your life.
Jeselie by IdontknowwhatIamdoing_HELLO November 24, 2021
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.