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Jeseli is the most beautiful girl you have ever seen. She has an amazing and great personality. She is so funny and can make anyone die of laughing with her great humor. Jeseli doesn't need makeup to be beautiful because her natural beauty is greater than makeup. If you have a Jeseli in your life do NOT let her go!! ;)
Guy 1: Hey! Who's that girl over there? She's gorgeous!
Guy 2: Oh, her? That's Jeseli . Isn't she amazing?
Jeseli by yomama3523 July 4, 2016
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Jeselle is a queen. She should be treated like royalty! Jeselle's are hard to find and if you are friends with one you should be very grateful. She is Fashionable, Loyal, Fun, Supportive, Intelligent, Adventurous, and A great friend. People often hate on her, because her character carries more weight than their titles. Definitely someone you want to build with.
Random Hater: Who Tf does she think she is walking in here looking phenomenal, and exuding all that confidence?
AReal1: Oh That beautiful being is Jeselle. :)
Jeselle by NoShade22 September 27, 2020
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Someone that's perfect in every way you can imagine, but doesn't know it. She looks cute at every single angle. Her smile can fill up a person with happiness easily. Her eyes are just love traps, once you fall in them you can never escape. Her affection and love is a addicting drug. Not loving her is almost impossible.
Having a Joselin in your life is basically having everything in the world.
Joselin by Joselin's nigga June 30, 2018

Joseline 

The most beautiful girl in the world! She's the one who is always smiling! She gets whatever ever she wants but loves to save money. She always stays clean. Fabulous and Fuckable! She's the girl every guy thinks is extremely cute.
Ooo why can't I be like Joseline!
Joseline by Christmasishere December 4, 2016
jesenia: a great friend
will ALWAYS be there for you
BEAUTIFUL

wonderful personality

makes great memes

will steal your mans

gives great advice

overall just a great friend
omg you NEED a jesenia in your life
jesenia by agreatfriendnamedlala January 21, 2018
Short , cute , don’t lose her trust because it’s hard to gain back. Has a lot of pain but keeps it inside . Acts ok but she isn’t . Very goofy and good vibes.very loyal and loves food
jeslina by .unkown.xx December 20, 2019
A beautiful, smart girl that is envied by alot of slutty people. She always has people who she can depend on. She loves to hang around her family and friends. Joselin always has a positive attitude toward anything...except towards the backstabbers. If there is something Joselin hates, its..people talking behind her back..and 2 faced bitches!!!!! She is not a afraid for a challenge and is very brave!
Wow, Joselin sure is someone I'd like to date!
Joselin by Jb~soccerlover February 11, 2010
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