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Jerkski 

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A type of multi-tasking which involves one person, man or woman, jacking off four guys at the same time, while they stand tip to tip, two on either side.

Variation 1: Choo-choo technique. Two dicks in your left hand (tip to tip) and two dicks in your right hand (tip to tip). Right and left hands articulating as a locomotive. Also known as Quattro-Loco.

Variation 2: Downhill. Both hands move simultaneously in an upward to downward motion, like a downhill skier.

Variation 3: Uphill. Both hands move simultaneously in a downward to upward motion, like a backwards skier.

Other variations left to your imagination.
HOLY JERKSKI! Last night, Lisa jerksiied those guys she met at the bar. She went totally Quattro-Loco.
Jerkski by Dr. Thunder 69 October 5, 2018
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jerkski 

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someone who is a inconsiderate or mean to others.
"Steph laughed at Anton when he tripped which made her look like a big jerkski"
jerkski by marleyman June 11, 2006

New Jerkskey

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The more run down and/or unpleasant parts of New Jersey that make the state so infamous.

Such as but not limited to Newark, which borders New York City where many journalism and media corporations are based, Jersey City which is named after the damned state, or Asbury Park which is secretly where every 1990s rap music video is based off of.
Bobby McFerret: "Hey look at that sign. It says we're entering Newark."

James Gandalffini "The Grey": "Shit! Strap on your belts boys. We've just crossed over into...New Jerkskey!"

Everyone else except that mute guy: "*GASP*"
New Jerkskey by nickreaper September 22, 2011

Jerkshift 

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A terrible time of day to be scheduled for work, probably due to your boss being a jerk.
E: So what time do you work?
G: I work 6AM to 10AM. What a jerkshift!
Jerkshift by theetrain May 6, 2011

Jerkstick 

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1. Another word for penis.

2. A general insult
1. ....so she stuck her hand down his pants and whipped out his jerkstick in front of everyone.

2. Kayla: No, I'm not going
Karl: why not!?
Kayla: I have shit to do
Karl: Please!?
Kayla: FUCK NO!!!
Karl: STOP BEING SUCH A JERKSTICK!!!!!
Jerkstick by xtankgirlx October 12, 2009

jerkspiration

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"Dude I was going through Megans Facebook photos yesterday"
"Yeah man, those photos are great for jerkspiration!"
jerkspiration by lostinco August 5, 2009

Jerksicle 

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When jerking off in the cold causing the sperm to freeze and create icesicles on the head of a penis.
I bet my jerksicle is longer than yours!
Jerksicle by Sanity Sam January 16, 2011
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