Skip to main content

Jerkstick 

1. Another word for penis.

2. A general insult
1. ....so she stuck her hand down his pants and whipped out his jerkstick in front of everyone.

2. Kayla: No, I'm not going
Karl: why not!?
Kayla: I have shit to do
Karl: Please!?
Kayla: FUCK NO!!!
Karl: STOP BEING SUCH A JERKSTICK!!!!!
Jerkstick by xtankgirlx October 12, 2009
Words you can keep

jackstick 

A 23 year old male with beady eyes, baggy jeans, poorly made tattoos and a sleeveless shirt for displaying them. The jackstick is almost always found hanging around near gas stations trying to pick up 13 year old girls getting slushies after soccer practice.
I was getting gas while my daughter went in for a fountain drink. This jackstick tried to talk to her, so she kicked him in the balls just like I taught her.
jackstick by bknixon June 6, 2008
Related Words

jerkdick 

A total asshole. Just another expression to put someone down. You can also call someone this when they piss you off.
1. Chris lost his job today because he pissed on the manager's desk. Chris is such a jerkdick.

2. Go 'F' yourself, you f'ing jerkdick.
jerkdick by CowPie January 18, 2004

Jerksack 

noun, the bag of skin which holds your testicles, thus containing several drain babies, or even the potential for human life
Before my hot date, I think it's best that I empty my jerksack.
Jerksack by Hot Rocks December 9, 2008

jackstick 

Someone who could help out but decides not to
Thats messed up you jackstick
jackstick by ducky198 January 22, 2014

gerkstick 

A below average sales person who often annoys co-workers.
He's such a gerkstick.
gerkstick by God of Words 420 February 28, 2022

Jerkatic 

Someone who masturbates more than they should, or is addicted to jacking off.
Eric N. is a jerkatic, he masturbates 43 times a day.
Jerkatic by Nooniieboo January 31, 2009
More from Urban Dictionary
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
Word of the Day on August 20, 2026
A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
Word of the Day on August 19, 2026
Next