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jerking the gerking

For gods sake nudger stop jerking the gerking!
by nudger newall December 9, 2014
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jerking the gerkin

Oh, sweet ass it looks like I'm jerking the gerkin.
by Benny Issy April 28, 2006
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jerkin the gerkin

Beating off, paddling the pud, spanking the monkey, rubbing the meat.
by matt October 28, 2003
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jerkin the gerkin

(use females' hand when availble), put lube on hand and and stroke cock
by Braveheart January 9, 2004
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jerkin the gerkin

I caught him jerkin the gerkin
by Bulgon Busto February 5, 2017
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Jerkin' the gerkin with a merkin

Of the male: Masturbating with a pubic wig on.
"Geeves, what on earth are you doing in Lord Boddington's room this late at night?"

"Sorry, ma'am, but I heard a commotion down the hall, so I scurried to investigate the matter. Twas but a false alarm, the young master was simply jerkin' the gerkin with a merkin"

From "Geeves, that the stupid thing off his genitals" by Forsworth Littlingshire
by thelordofroostahz June 14, 2011
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