jerkfaced

Name: jerkfaced Mug
Brand: Urban Dictionary
Price: 25.00 USD
Availability: InStock

the face you have when confronted by a girl who's picture(s) you jerked off to the previous night or that morning utilizing your facebook account.

eg. Jane spots John Doe on busy Dunmore road and runs to catch up to her friend, she spins eric about by his shoulder and gasps - there he stands, stunned, obviously jerkfaced.

jerkfaced by chris_15432 June 18, 2007

Get the jerkfaced mug.

Urban Dictionary Merch

Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.

The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

Add to cart $24.95

Choose size $32.95

Choose size $49.95

Add to cart $29.95

Jerkface Deluxe

A jerkface, but a more complete edition. Extras are almost certainly included with this package - this package of jerkface.

Frequently this is countered with some terrifying insult.

You are not only a jerkface. In my exhaustive analysis, you Sir, are in fact best described as a jerkface deluxe.

Why thank you for noticing - meanie-bag!

Jerkface Deluxe by Nom de plumes of smoke August 25, 2010

Get the Jerkface Deluxe mug.

Jwrkface

Someone who is mean but you love them anyway

Dakota is Jade's jwrkface forever and always

Jwrkface by Yaknowthetruth June 23, 2020

Get the Jwrkface mug.

Jerkface

a term of endearment between siblings.; often meaning I Love You

Brian: Good Morning Jerkace!!! I missed you
Stephanie: I love you too Jerkface

Jerkface by BORSHKNA October 8, 2010

Get the Jerkface mug.

jerkface

1. A common "comeback" from one who has been offended by a cunning and witty individual. The insulted feels it necessary to use this phrase as they are usually in the vacinity of the offenders face when they digging for a "comeback".
2. A dominating playa in the gaming world that seems to take joy in insulting others when they are getting man-handled by his weapon. It is usually a scene of carnage adding frustration to the victim of the jerkface.

1. "Jesus, I can't stand to be near you, YOU F***ING JERKFACE!!
2. "Nice hax jerkface, did you get those free with your new pink hand bag and lipstick."

jerkface by Playa-Hata January 1, 2005

Get the jerkface mug.

jerface

An extremely handsome man who looks really intelligent in glasses.

Wow, that is one cool jerface over there!

jerface by ad5x March 22, 2009

Get the jerface mug.

jerkface

One whose face closely resembles the face of a jerk.

"Hey jerkface! You have the face of a jerk!" -Bart Simpson

jerkface by Stupid Fat Hobbit June 23, 2004

Get the jerkface mug.

briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

Word of the Day on November 3, 2026

Get the briefcake mug.

Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

Get the Ratfucker mug.

countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Get the countrypolitan mug.

Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

Word of the Day on October 31, 2026