jerkfaced

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the face you have when confronted by a girl who's picture(s) you jerked off to the previous night or that morning utilizing your facebook account.

eg. Jane spots John Doe on busy Dunmore road and runs to catch up to her friend, she spins eric about by his shoulder and gasps - there he stands, stunned, obviously jerkfaced.

jerkfaced by chris_15432 June 18, 2007

Words you can keep

Jerkface Deluxe

A jerkface, but a more complete edition. Extras are almost certainly included with this package - this package of jerkface.

Frequently this is countered with some terrifying insult.

You are not only a jerkface. In my exhaustive analysis, you Sir, are in fact best described as a jerkface deluxe.

Why thank you for noticing - meanie-bag!

Jerkface Deluxe by Nom de plumes of smoke August 25, 2010

Jwrkface

Someone who is mean but you love them anyway

Dakota is Jade's jwrkface forever and always

Jwrkface by Yaknowthetruth June 23, 2020

Jerkface

a term of endearment between siblings.; often meaning I Love You

Brian: Good Morning Jerkace!!! I missed you
Stephanie: I love you too Jerkface

Jerkface by BORSHKNA October 8, 2010

jerkface

1. A common "comeback" from one who has been offended by a cunning and witty individual. The insulted feels it necessary to use this phrase as they are usually in the vacinity of the offenders face when they digging for a "comeback".
2. A dominating playa in the gaming world that seems to take joy in insulting others when they are getting man-handled by his weapon. It is usually a scene of carnage adding frustration to the victim of the jerkface.

1. "Jesus, I can't stand to be near you, YOU F***ING JERKFACE!!
2. "Nice hax jerkface, did you get those free with your new pink hand bag and lipstick."

jerkface by Playa-Hata January 1, 2005

jerface

An extremely handsome man who looks really intelligent in glasses.

Wow, that is one cool jerface over there!

jerface by ad5x March 22, 2009

jerkface

One whose face closely resembles the face of a jerk.

"Hey jerkface! You have the face of a jerk!" -Bart Simpson

jerkface by Stupid Fat Hobbit June 23, 2004

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026