jerius 

The most godly like human being to walk this planet. Everyone loves Jerius. Jerius is an awesome human being.

Did you see Jerius and his sick new GoPro?

jerius by Jerius February 17, 2015

Jerusalem/Dopesmoker 

The best fuckin song ever written. By SLEEP. Also known as "Dopesmoker" (there are two versions available, the one called Dopesmoker is better, but it's five times as expensive as the Jerusalem version).

The song is about an hour long (52 to 63 minutes, depending on version) is about 50 BPM slow and features crazy-ass drumming, a fuzzed-out heavy bass, a guitar that sounds like a dried out riverbed in the desert (if you know what I mean) and unique vocals, something between growling and ritual chanting.

The lyrics of Jerusalem/Dopesmoker are about a caravan delivering weed to said city. They glorify cannabis in any possible way. Many new (or old, but almost never used) words are mentioned, like "Hasheeshian", "Marihuanaut" and "lungsmen".

Rather than using a "normal"song strucure (verse, chorus, verse, chorus, bridge, chorus etc.) Jerusalem/Dopesmoker is set up like this:

Intro, fucking awesome riff, even more fucking awesome riff, epic riff, unbelievably good guitar solo, awesome riff, even more fucking awesome riff, another epic riff, fucking awesome guitar solo, quiet part, extremely heavy highpoint of the song including another fucking awesome solo, epic riff, reprise of the first fucking awesome riff.

All in all, it is definitely worth listening to (can be found on Youtube in both versions) wether you're a Stoner, a Metalhead, a fan of psychedelic music, a fan of experimental music, or you just like to have your brain melted via your eardrums.

A: Hey man, did you ever listen to Jerusalem/Dopesmoker?
B: Yeah, forty-six point seven percent of my brain melted.

A: Same here.

Jerusalem/Dopesmoker by Pisaura May 6, 2011

Nike Air Jerusalem

Sandals.

Dude 1: Dude, your Dad is wearing sandals with socks!
Dude 2: yeah, Nike Air Jerusalem man.

Nike Air Jerusalem by Fucked if I know February 28, 2011

Jerusalem nut spring 

When a nappy headed hoe pours piping hot water in her mouth and garggles while your big nuts are in her mouth.

Lil Sally Walker gave me the best jerusalem nut spring on our first date. I knew I was in love after that.

Jerusalem nut spring by Zack Marc Evan August 3, 2012

Jerissa 

A beautiful brown eyed tanned skin girl who loves to smile and joke around with you, but if tested she’ll blow up easily and will not be able to hold back her anger.

Jerissa.. now that’s a spice worth trying!

Jerissa by Me.oh.my December 22, 2020

Jerusha 

An awesome female name that is not often seen which causes much confusion on its proper spelling.

Originated from the Hebrew, Yerusha.
First found in the Biblical account of King Uzziah.

Can be seen in:

"Daddy Long-Legs", a 1912 novel by an American writer, Jean Webster.

"Napoleon Dynamite" A film co-written and directed by Jared Hess and Jerusha Hess.

"Hawaii" A 1966 American film based on the novel of the same name by James A. Michener. Jerusha is the leading female character's name.

"Hi, my name is Jerusha!"
"What? How do you spell that?"
"Whatever, just call me Roo."

Jerusha by Jerusha M January 18, 2009

Spider Jerusalem 

Spider Jerusalem is a fictional character and the protagonist of the comic book Transmetropolitan, created by writer Warren Ellis and artist Darick Robertson, published by the Vertigo of DC Comics.

He's an alcoholic, chain smoking journalist addicted to various drugs. His articles are all based around his belief to tell the truth and he does so with the most direct and blunt manner possible.
His bad ass qualities aren't the only reason he's such an awesome character but it's the futuristic setting he's placed in. Everything from his two headed pet cat to a home appliance that gets high.

You should definately go read transmetropolitan if you aren't a child nor are you sensitive to volience, swearing, sex and aliens.

BABEL Feedsite: "When asked about the column by our correspondent,Spider Jerusalem Laughed, shat in the camera and threw dog carcasses to an admiring audience." (#15p22)

Spider Jerusalem by M____ October 1, 2007