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Jemaine Clement 

Also known as the 'hiphopopotumus', Jemaine is totally awesome.
He is in the band flight of the conchords along with Bret Mckenzie.

But Jemaine is the sexier one of the two.
He has also been in the film;
Eagle vs Shark

and will soon be coming out in a film called :
gentlemen broncos
Jemaine Clement, if you asked me to marry you, i so would.
Jemaine Clement by b4j October 5, 2008
Jelaine is a very unique name, she's a kind of person who will accept you for who you are, she is also very friendly, independent, beautiful, brave, trustworthy, loyal, stong, and loveable, but sometimes she's can be a person you could never expect it to be she has a personality that can make your life's a living hell, she can manipulate you without noticing it, she's nice to a friend but a devil to a enemy, she also has a very difficult emotion and personality but she's also fun to hang out with, she have a lots of great friends, and she is also great at finding he's pain with her smile

Inshort jelaine is a very unique and pure you'll might meet a jelaine like her once in a life time, she is a very important person so you need to keep her:)
Woahh that girl is HoHo-HOTT🔥 it must be a jelaine

Wow! You have a friend named jelaine
Jelaine by Cutieesenpaiii June 8, 2021

Jemaine Clement 

One incredibly adorable and hilarious member of the folk/rock comedy duo known as Flight of the Conchords, from New Zealand, in which he plays bass and guitar with Brett McKenzie.
He rocks the rectangular black glasses and sleeps on a granny-quilt. Apparently, he gets more "action" then Brett, but consoles him with a song about how he once put a wig on Brett while he was sleeping and spooned with him.
Jemaine Clement is my hero, and they're better be another season of Flight of the Conchords on HBO.
Jemaine Clement by sfwildflower August 7, 2008

Jermaine 

A cute ass hood nigga, he a gangster in the streets but a cutie in the sheets.
Person1: Yo Jermaine gangster as fuck homie
Person2: but he hella cute tho like for real
Jermaine by jeffreyM12 January 5, 2021

jermaine o'neal 

Drafted by the Portland Trailblazers in the 1996 NBA draft where he stagnated for four years until being traded to the Indiana Pacers. It is in Indiana where he preformed his life duty, SMASHING THE FACE OF SOME FAT MEXICAN GNOME
jermaine o'neal is a god among men for knocking out some fat mexican.
jermaine o'neal by son November 25, 2004

Jermaine Jackson 

Jermaine Jackson is a brother of the king (aka Michael Jackson) and the father of Jermaine LaJaune "Jay", Jr., Autumn Joi, Jaimy Jermaine, Jeremy Maldonado, Jourdynn, Jaafar Jeremiah and Jermajesty Jackson.
Person 1: "Woah, that man got like 500 Kids!"
Person 2: "Yeah, ikr! That's so Jermaine Jackson!"
Jermaine Jackson by flowercrownmichael September 27, 2014
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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