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Jer [Jer-Jer] 

The penis.
stfu or im gonna smack you around with my jer
Jer [Jer-Jer] by jizzwhizz January 25, 2004

Jer Jer Binks 

An awkward individual, most likely a mouth-breather, who loves to look at ladies and devise diabolical plans to acquire them as his own. This person most likely giggles like a girl/hyena, is as lovable as a teddy bear, and stands behind you like a creeper and breathes right in your ear.
Jer Jer Binks woke me up this morning by standing over my sleeping body and breathing right in my face.
Jer Jer Binks by PapaRyRy November 1, 2012

Commander Jer Jer 

The most charismatic member of the alpha male division. May not be the largest or strongest but his physical disabilities are counterbalanced with his ability to please others (esp. AYeo) with his tasteful moves and sense of humor.
1 Tam had a great time last night with Commander Jer Jer.

2 Commander Jer Jer befriends all creatures big and small.. esp. during their sleep.
Commander Jer Jer by AY1004 May 4, 2005

Sharp Jer Jer 

Guys who get openly upset with dick pics and talk of homosexual activity’ in front of the guys, but secretly like it. The sharp Jer Jer is a syndrome that is found in straight men who are hiding their homosexual tendencies
Brandon and Jerry get so upset when Walt sends dick pics. However, they save them in a secret folder on their IPhone, under the name Sharp Jer Jer
Sharp Jer Jer by Blamski man April 28, 2022
jer,a...
*short streamer does something dumb*
Exasperated audience: jer,a...
jer,a by p00p3r August 3, 2021

Jer Bear 

1. A handsome, lovable male who is adored by everyone they meet.
2. Known by many to be kind, however when they feel threatened, or when one of their loved ones is threatened, they turn into a grisly bear.
"He's such a gentleman."
"no, he's a Jer Bear."

"He's the sweetest guy I know."
"So he's a Jer Bear."
Jer Bear by Angello815 December 2, 2007
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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