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To be ditched by one that assures their presence, time and time again, when a simple "I can't make it" from the begining would suffice.
Ayman said he was going to be here for sure, but he's not answering his phone. I think he Jer'ed us.
Jer'ed by Jvine August 10, 2006
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Jereding 

Verb. Sounds painful, but isn't. May cause chaffing. Possibility of causing blindness. Should only be done in moderation. Should be outlawed in 49 states, excluding Nevada, because if Jereding happens in Vegas, it SHOULD stay there. It comes with required eye protection.

Usually will cause mental picture tubes to blow. Jereding is self-explanatory and sometimes self exploratory. Usually done as a solo act and does not cause pregnancies.

Everyone is doing it.
I tried Jereding....it cleared the room.

Jereding should only be done under close supervision.
Jereding by s geezy July 6, 2010
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The guy who owns a bunch of dogs. The guy who has boots. The guy who literally lost his left eye.
Jeredy owns boots
a person who is known by many and feared by those who don't know him. Which makes him like superman in a way cause you wouldn't wanna fuck with him. You fucking bitch
"Jered where are my fucking car keys"
Jered- I don't fucking know bitch
Jered by Pittsburg pig fighter October 30, 2008
1) an amzing friend who will be there for you whenever you need it
2) a super cutie who doesn't know it
3) a guy who has a crush on a girl but won't tell her even though she has a crush on him too
4) an amazing person who will never be duplicated
5) the only one I will ever need
6) needs to ask this girl out already
Best Friend crying
Jered: *comes up and gives a hug* "I love you"
Jered by ilovemyjer<3 December 1, 2011

Jered Weaver 

The best young pitcher in baseball, currently 4-0 with a 1.37 earned run average. Recently optioned to Triple-A Salt Lake because Bill Stoneman and Mike Scioscia are dumbfucks who don't know shit about baseball and think sending down the only consistently good pitcher on the staff will somehow help their last place team. It makes Angel fans sick.
Hey look Jered Weaver piched 7 more shutout innings; let's definitely send him back to the minors.
Jered Weaver by disneysucks September 3, 2008
A sadistic sociopathic misanthrope who has lost hope for mankind and believes that the human race as a whole has become corrupt and should be exterminated. He initially looks frail and weak but is actually self-trained in the arts of pugilism and dagger/knife wielding. He is well-educated, well-mannered, very disciplined, and has substantial knowledge relating to biology and human anatomy. Though he may have problems with recognizing and understanding non-verbal queues and lacks the capacity to maintain long engaging conversations, he is still an excellent communicator when it comes to writting text. He is usually harmless when ignored and respected but is fierce when faced with physical confrontation. Jered never tries to knock-out an adversary for he wants everyone who dares threathen him to suffer for as long as possible. He is normally seen walking silently and eerily alone in the dark areas where he resides in. (He is not Emo!)

His constant feeling of contempt towards others has attracted the attention of certain individuals and as of now, he is receiving psychiatric therapy and is well on his way into not only becoming a healthy individual, but also a gentleman destined live successful in life.

The name Jered derives from the Hebrew word "Yah-Rod" which means "Perpetual Leader"
A.
Shssh! Shut-up or Jered might hear you!
B.
Person: Hi Jered! *with a teasing accent*
Jered: Urgh, what do you want?
Person: Nothing *giggles like an idiot*
Jered: ... *clenches hands while forcing a smile*
Jered by AcidicTangerine July 18, 2010
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
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They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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