Jenna baker a girl who does anyone for a few bucks. Sleeps with her best friends boyfriend and loves to cheat on her boyfriend. A hoe. 5 guys one night not a problem for Jenna baker. 3 dicks at once for $3 not a problem.
Hey guys have you seen Jenna baker tonight I'm trying to get some pussy? $3 right?
Originated from Danish Gods.
Has the power to heal the broken with a smile or the sound of the soft genuine voice thats like your favorite song.
She love adventure making music that plays to the soul.
Jenna can make a normalday amazing with just a word or two.
Jenna can save a life with just a smile.
Jenna is so beautiful all the stars shine bright just to get her attention.
Jenna can sure make melting music with her guitar *Hank*
Jenna is the girl you look at and you drown in her color changing eyes. She is a bit shy when you don’t know her but only grows the more your around her. Jenna will blow you away with her intelligence even tho you’ll question her common sense. She makes it easy to only notice her when your in a crowd, not from her actions but from her incredible beauty. She’ll make jokes that will match your sense of humor that you thought no one else had. She has her sport where she can electrify the crowd which makes everyones eyes fall on her. She always finds her guy in an odd way. Jenna will cause him to only think about her and it’ll be like there’s no other girl in the world that can compare. She makes the ones around her happy and you can always talk to her. Jenna will always keep life interesting with her wild pranks that only make you love her even more. She can be hard on herself but that’s only because she wants the best. When you find yourself a Jenna hold on tight and never let go because she’s amazing.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.