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jemjem

a name for a very cool person
person: hey jemjem

jemjem: DAB
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jemjem

a boy whos real name is jeremy, but we prefer to call him jemjem, as it suits him more, as he is rather camp, but we love him the same ;) x
'hello jemjem'
'fuck off x'
'love you jemjem'
by hellobum April 15, 2009
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Jejemon

A Filipino person or group that they are thinking they are in high class by wearing cheap and dirty baggy clothes and ridiculous hats and accessories and using numbers and letters to construct a sentence, which it is in wrong grammar.

They are also uneducated, lazy, and ridiculous people that everyone will be annoyed and irritated due to their lifestyles, behavior, and appearances.

People who are against and attack to this group is called a Jejebuster.
Normal person: I want to have a cup of tea and chat with my friends.
Jejemon: i wuD LLyK3 2 H3v 4 C4p 0V T34 ND Ch4T W1tH my Fwendzz. jejejeje
by twofacedanonymous March 10, 2015
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Jejemitis

noun. A infectious disease caused by the jejevirus. The disease is contagious. People with low IQ's and have poor skills in spelling are the most susceptible group. This disease is already endemic in some social networks such as friendster. The disease currently spreading to other social networks such as Facebook. Unless stopped, this disease will attain the status of Social Network Pandemic. People with the disease are called jejemons.

Symptoms include:

1.) Excessive use of Sticky Caps
2.) Replacement of H by J to denote laughter such as jeje and jaja
3.) Spelling which is hard to comprehend

WARNING: When the disease is already at later stages, victims tend to become posers.

Cure: Dictionary

Always remember: Prevention is always better than cure. Stay away from jejemons to avoid acquiring of disease.
hoLY shIt p0wh. mEron na AQnG jEJemItis. jeje
by jejebuster April 19, 2010
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Jejemon

- a person WhO tyPeZ lYKeS tH1s pfOuh..
whether you are RICH, MIDDLE CLASS or POOR ifpK eU tYpE L1K3 tHiS pfOuh..eU are CONSIDERED AS JEJEMON.

- (noun or adj.)---a person who is very expert in typing..
- a person that nevr gets tired of typing consonants in all of his comments...
- people with very LOW IQ
- a person that destroys the morale of language in any typing media like internet,cellphones...etc...
- a person you want to fuck off and kill
- an emo/gangster who owns all the possible negative qualities of a person.

- is the derrogative term used for a certain categorized kind of people.They type JEJEJE or JEJEJE when they want to express laughing in written words, which happen more than often. This is why we call them jejes.
JEJE-Similar to hehehe but more like a naughty chuckle coming from the back of your throat.
For instance, used while plotting an evil plan.

EX. 1. I'm going to make that guy look like such a zaris..JEJEJE

ex. 2. "omg! my sister farted" jejeje
ex. 3. 3Ohw phOwh eVeR1yBhOodY! jejeje!
ex. 4. pFroUwd 2 b @ jEJ3mOn!

WHAT ARE THE SIGNS OF JEJEMON PEOPLE?

Sign that it is a jeje you are dealing with is that he (they are most commonly masculine) seems to have low intelligence.
This is because
1. they can not express themselves in the English language as good as an average person
2. it seems that their kind is simply dumber.
3. Their names are also often begun with "El" then followed with a random spanish or portuguese word.
4. they put too much letters and symbols in everyword they say even in their god damn NAMES or ALYASES.
by anti-jejemon April 23, 2010
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Jemema

A person who's bubbly, funny, weird but in a good way.
"Jemema rolled in the mud as if she were a pig"
by Imtheweirdestpersonintheworld December 28, 2017
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Jejemon

Taken from the internet / texting phrase " JEJEJEJEEJEJE " which states an act of laughing replaced with J because in other countries, J is pronounced as H. ( heheheheheheh )
Mon was is taken from Pokemon / pocket MONSTER.

They is the new generation of " jologs " who type in an annoying manner eg. " sticky caps " and changing some letters into characters / number ( A = 4, E = 3, etc. )

They also have their own fashion such as wearing " Jeje Caps " which are caps that have a colorful design at the back and are not really worn appropriately, but only place on top of the Jejemon's head. They are also commonly found wearing oversized T-Shirts and loose and too large Capri pants.

In terms of taking pictures, they also have ' poses ' eg.
- The Peace sign
- The " Starbucks encounter " in which they take pictures of themselves in drinking obviously Starbucks
- Angles like: side view, super side view, over the top and holding fan signs
- The Rock Sign ( \m/ )
- The Upside-down peace sign

The existence of Jejemons also caused the making / existence of Jejebusters.

This also caused TV Shows having many many debates and news about Jejemons. Plus, bands writing songs about them.

They are commonly found in the Philippines.
w0W0w44l0v3r6894 : 30W p0WHzZzZzZ...... 4n0 p0WhzZzZ G4w4 NiY00!?!?!????!!?!?........... üüüüü ( Hello, what are you doing? )

Normal person : Eww, it's a Jejemon. Anyway, what? Can't you like, talk normal!?

w0W0w44l0v3r6894 : CnUU!?!? wH000!?? M3???????........ m4 N0t J3j3m0n P0wWhzZzZzzzzZz...........

Normal person / Jejebuster : * rolls eyes * DIE NOW! GOTTA KILL EM ALL JEJEMONS!
by mallowsurprise May 29, 2010
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