noun. A infectious disease caused by the jejevirus. The disease is contagious. People with low IQ's and have poor skills in spelling are the most susceptible group. This disease is already endemic in some social networks such as friendster. The disease currently spreading to other social networks such as Facebook. Unless stopped, this disease will attain the status of Social Network Pandemic. People with the disease are called jejemons.
Symptoms include:
1.) Excessive use of Sticky Caps
2.) Replacement of H by J to denote laughter such as jeje and jaja
3.) Spelling which is hard to comprehend
WARNING: When the disease is already at later stages, victims tend to become posers.
Cure: Dictionary
Always remember: Prevention is always better than cure. Stay away from jejemons to avoid acquiring of disease.
Symptoms include:
1.) Excessive use of Sticky Caps
2.) Replacement of H by J to denote laughter such as jeje and jaja
3.) Spelling which is hard to comprehend
WARNING: When the disease is already at later stages, victims tend to become posers.
Cure: Dictionary
Always remember: Prevention is always better than cure. Stay away from jejemons to avoid acquiring of disease.
by jejebuster April 19, 2010
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When the weather is just right for a Jeep enthusiast to call out sick from their obligations in order to have a Jeep day.
Secondary Meaning:
When a new Jeep owner becomes addicted to modifying and purchasing anything Jeep related, this also is contagious as it normally spreads throughout their family members and friends.
Bonus:
If said Jeepitis occurs on April 4th National Jeep 4X4 DAY.
When the weather is just right for a Jeep enthusiast to call out sick from their obligations in order to have a Jeep day.
Secondary Meaning:
When a new Jeep owner becomes addicted to modifying and purchasing anything Jeep related, this also is contagious as it normally spreads throughout their family members and friends.
Bonus:
If said Jeepitis occurs on April 4th National Jeep 4X4 DAY.
Hi Bob (Boss). I have been just been diagnosed with Jeepitis (cough cough) and unfortunately will have to take the day off in order to rest.
by Donner131 February 4, 2019
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