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Jejemitis 

noun. A infectious disease caused by the jejevirus. The disease is contagious. People with low IQ's and have poor skills in spelling are the most susceptible group. This disease is already endemic in some social networks such as friendster. The disease currently spreading to other social networks such as Facebook. Unless stopped, this disease will attain the status of Social Network Pandemic. People with the disease are called jejemons.

Symptoms include:

1.) Excessive use of Sticky Caps
2.) Replacement of H by J to denote laughter such as jeje and jaja
3.) Spelling which is hard to comprehend

WARNING: When the disease is already at later stages, victims tend to become posers.

Cure: Dictionary

Always remember: Prevention is always better than cure. Stay away from jejemons to avoid acquiring of disease.
hoLY shIt p0wh. mEron na AQnG jEJemItis. jeje
Jejemitis by jejebuster April 19, 2010
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Jewelitis 

When one can't type or spell in a group chat
JewelitisDamn I just got Jewelitis
Jewelitis by Wow foreal jewels January 30, 2017
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Jeepitis 

Meaning:
When the weather is just right for a Jeep enthusiast to call out sick from their obligations in order to have a Jeep day.

Secondary Meaning:
When a new Jeep owner becomes addicted to modifying and purchasing anything Jeep related, this also is contagious as it normally spreads throughout their family members and friends.

Bonus:
If said Jeepitis occurs on April 4th National Jeep 4X4 DAY.
Hi Bob (Boss). I have been just been diagnosed with Jeepitis (cough cough) and unfortunately will have to take the day off in order to rest.
Jeepitis by Donner131 February 4, 2019
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!
Hardo by Thuhkilluh September 4, 2014
Word of the Day on August 1, 2026