by Imtheweirdestpersonintheworld December 28, 2017
Get the Jemema mug.A phrase coined by a husband making fun of his wife named Gemma at the local Costco. You can even shorten it and use "Jeema" after a sentence, phrase, or word ends in an abrupt sound, most commonly used with words that end in T. For example, if your friend asks you "Do you like my hat?" and appropriate answer would be "Jeema" so that you finish their sentence saying "Do you like my hat Jeema". Another great example would be if you see a carton that says "Jumbo Egg", you would take a picture on snapchat and add text to make it "Jumbo Egg Jeema. It is also popularly used when you have nothing else to say and you want to laugh. If you are ever down, you say "Low Fat Jeema!" and all your problems seem to go away. Give it a try. Or if you're feeling confident, you can add Jeema to almost anything! The possibilities are endless.
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"Go Fit Jeema"
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by JumboEggJeema January 23, 2015
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One of the weirdest/funniest girls EVER! She always cares about your feelings and will not stop until she makes you happy. Sometimes you get mad at her but can not stay mad for long. Not afraid of ANYONE and will always fight for a friend. Whenever you're down she's the first to make you feel better. Has amazing sense of humor and very relateable. Very unique and doesn't care that she isn't "normal".
by Snickers1123 May 11, 2018
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Get the jemeat mug.Uncle Jemima is a crazy old fool who just wants to make liquor and show that there's more to this world than just making pancakes.
Uncle Jemima's Down Home Mash Liquor
'More fun than Pancakes!'
Uncle Jemima's Down Home Mash Liquor
'More fun than Pancakes!'
Uncle Jemima: Let me ask you a question: you like drinking? Well, you like drinking - who the hell don't? Well if you're like me, then you like to get bit just as fast as possible. That's why I'm proud to introduce to you...Uncle Jemima's Pure Mash Liquor. I'm Uncle Jemima! You probably know my wife, Aunt Jemima, the pancake lady! Now she says that selling booze is degrading to our people. I always say that black folk ain't exactly swellin' up with pride on the count of you flippin' flapjack. Ain't I right Sammy?
Sammy: Listen don't get me in this mess.
Then she say "why booze?" I say "Sell what you know, and I know about booze!" Uncle Jemima's Pure Mash Liquor has a 95% alcohol content - and that's per volume!
What the hell does that mean?
That means you get f***ed up for less money! Hook a brother up! Buy some of my pure mash liquor and let's show that old bitch that there's more to this world than just making pancake!
Aunt Jemima: Pancakes is ready!
Uncle Jemima: Oh you shut up woman! You're not gonna ruin this for me!
Sammy: What you swattin' at?
Sammy: Listen don't get me in this mess.
Then she say "why booze?" I say "Sell what you know, and I know about booze!" Uncle Jemima's Pure Mash Liquor has a 95% alcohol content - and that's per volume!
What the hell does that mean?
That means you get f***ed up for less money! Hook a brother up! Buy some of my pure mash liquor and let's show that old bitch that there's more to this world than just making pancake!
Aunt Jemima: Pancakes is ready!
Uncle Jemima: Oh you shut up woman! You're not gonna ruin this for me!
Sammy: What you swattin' at?
by rremundo July 7, 2006
Get the Uncle Jemima mug.Jeremae is one of the most easy and lovable people you will ever meet. She is chill and at the same time has no chill especially after a bottle or two of pinot gris she turns into the funniest person and is one of the most fun people you could party with. She is an extremely hard worker and is 100% clutch when it counts and is always fair and just. She loves hard and cares deeply about her friends and family and is always there to help and listen.
Jeremae is someone with strong opinions. Once you get on her bad side you are blacklisted for life and she could make your life a living hell but she's bigger than that and instead won't give two shits about you. She is reliable and the definition of Work Hard Play Hard. She is not afraid to cut a bitch if she has to but most of the time she doesn't need to because her glare will put you in your place. She is upfront, honest and genuine and if you're lucky enough to have a Jez in your life, your life will never be boring - bissssssh.
Jeremae is someone with strong opinions. Once you get on her bad side you are blacklisted for life and she could make your life a living hell but she's bigger than that and instead won't give two shits about you. She is reliable and the definition of Work Hard Play Hard. She is not afraid to cut a bitch if she has to but most of the time she doesn't need to because her glare will put you in your place. She is upfront, honest and genuine and if you're lucky enough to have a Jez in your life, your life will never be boring - bissssssh.
by realbadbishhh May 6, 2021
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