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jemble

Man who uses archaic language like "m'lady" in an attempt to win over women, often wearing a fedora. Overlaps with nice guys, MRAs, incels, etc. Usually offended when women don't respond to this cringey attempt to flirt.
Ugh, he's such a jemble. He kept asking when we could 'start our courtship'
by singlecontribution February 28, 2024
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JUMBLE-GUT

When you need to pull off the hard shoulder to take a huge shit!

The poop is usually unstoppable at this point and necks it's way out the anus without hesitation.

"That awkward moment when you get jumble-gut whilst travelling"
Ben: "Pull over love I think I got Jumble-Gut, it won't stop"!!!

Mary: "Must be that Gammon, I told Henry it was under-cooked"
by CannabisKings January 17, 2020
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Jemleks

Best duo in history; a duo everyone wishes they were a part of. Intellectuals that share one braincell and sometimes forget to use it. Jemleks is the superior combination and a fusion would be too powerful for humanity to handle.

Birthday: December 30, 2018
Damn i wish we were Jemleks, they're so cool.
by jemlekslover October 15, 2019
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Bumble Jumble

A soccer(football(futbol)) tactic that involves dribbling with a ball into the opposing defender intentionally, hoping that the ball with ricochet off their legs, allowing the attacker to eventually regain possession, leaving the defender in the dust. Commonly known, and despised, for its effective use in the popular Fifa videogames. Can also be used as a verb.
He was playing with Inter Milan, and bumble jumbled his way to a cheap 4-3 victory.

He is an awful Fifa player, and only beat me because he scored on 4 bumble jumbles.
by yinwa August 17, 2010
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jambleberry

jambleberry (n) -
1. a species of fruit tree found in the tropical equatorial regions
2. the fruit that is bore from this tree, characterized for its four spherical fleshy colorful bodies
3. an answer to a yes or no question, noncommittal.
Hey wanna play D&D y/n?
J (short hand for jambleberry).

He went crazy after eating a jambleberry.
by bumbfeesh January 16, 2011
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jamble

to jamble (verb)

to engage in inconsequential behaviour
"what are you jambling on about steve?"

"steve hungrily jambles pickles"
by vibehouse May 31, 2018
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Jimblejaw

I'm all jimblejaw today, I keep getting my wucking mords fuddled
by Shufflefrog May 24, 2019
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