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jemba jemba 

to find a little jemba jemba, a bargain, something you were sought after
to find a product or something that you were after ie: a bargain or especially a CD which gives maximum satisfaction and little money when purchased!!! or maybe a little 'jemba jemba of a website'
jemba jemba by Alfie_G October 6, 2005
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An african drum, hollowed with bufallo skin stretched accross the top. strike the skin woth a hand to sound
bang bang bang :) yey this jemba is wicked man
jemba by drkaddition July 13, 2006
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Feeling or showing an envious resentment of someone or their achievements, possessions, or perceived advantages to the point it makes you very mad
Joe is bald and very jemab that Sam and Matt have a full head of hair
Jemab by MingeAndBracket January 31, 2022

jamba juice engineer 

an engineer who does not know any more about engineering than a person working at jamba juice.
dont be a jamba juice engineer, you wont be able to solve any real world problems.
jamba juice engineer by kgthelion October 24, 2010

jeeba monkey 

Racist term for negroes used by ignorant people. Black people are very easily distinguished from monkeys and should not be labeled as such. Monkeys are characterized by their tails, while black people have none.
Get a job, you crack-smoking jeeba monkey!
jeeba monkey by Darcus Garvey September 7, 2009

Jamba broei sasa lan 

Jamba Broei Sasa Lan is een cult waarbij de volgers geloven in de god: Jamba Broei Sasa Lan.
De volgers van de cult beweren dat deze god 4 symbolen Heeft gecreëerd: Grolsch, sigaretten, frituur en racisme.
Om je bij deze cult aan te sluiten moet je voldoen aan 3 eisen: je moet minstens 3 bier op kunnen, minstens een pakje marlboro per dag oproken en kkr veel frituren.
Jamba Broei Sasa Lan is de grootste, meest racistische cult die er bestaat
Jamba broei sasa lan by anonymous October 29, 2020

Jamba piss 

When you take a super powerful, long piss after drinking a Jamba Juice smoothie. The urge to take a Jamba piss usually hits suddenly, about 30-45 minutes after finishing a smoothie, and it feels like your bladder is about to explode. There is no warning sign.
Mike: "Hey man, what are you doing in the library?"
Jim: "Not much man, just reading some... OH SHIT I GOTTA TAKE A JAMBA PISS, WATCH MY STUFF!!!"

Jim runs to the bathroom.
Jamba piss by J-Rich24 August 3, 2012
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