Jemab

Feeling or showing an envious resentment of someone or their achievements, possessions, or perceived advantages to the point it makes you very mad

Joe is bald and very jemab that Sam and Matt have a full head of hair

by MingeAndBracket January 31, 2022

Jemaine Clement

Also known as the 'hiphopopotumus', Jemaine is totally awesome.
He is in the band flight of the conchords along with Bret Mckenzie.

But Jemaine is the sexier one of the two.
He has also been in the film;
Eagle vs Shark

and will soon be coming out in a film called :
gentlemen broncos

Jemaine Clement, if you asked me to marry you, i so would.

by b4j October 5, 2008

Jemar

One of the most smartest people living. Is usually colorblind. Gets a girlfriend near christmas and usually stays with his girlfriend (A) until college and beyond. One of the bestest friends to talk about with girl and guy problems. Can always try to make people better. Make friends feel more appreciated. He is sometimes full of fun and sometimes full or care. He is a great friend to keep.

Jemar is a perfect guy for her.

by blueberrimacarons April 15, 2014

Jemaine Clement

One incredibly adorable and hilarious member of the folk/rock comedy duo known as Flight of the Conchords, from New Zealand, in which he plays bass and guitar with Brett McKenzie.
He rocks the rectangular black glasses and sleeps on a granny-quilt. Apparently, he gets more "action" then Brett, but consoles him with a song about how he once put a wig on Brett while he was sleeping and spooned with him.

Jemaine Clement is my hero, and they're better be another season of Flight of the Conchords on HBO.

by sfwildflower August 7, 2008

jetablag

An elderly, decrepit person's mobility scooter

Did you see that old lady tearing through the shops on her jetablag!!!

by The artist formerly know as Poon January 26, 2007

jesabel

one that is awesome.
if ever you meet one, you are blessed.
truly bless.
jesabels only come around once in a lifetime.
so don't miss your shot.

i saw a jesabel the other day and i was in awe.

by iamthewalrusbitch March 29, 2011

Jemainiac

Any fan of Jemaine Clement from the musical duo Flight of the Conchords

Friend: Do you prefer Bret or Jemaine?
You: I think Jemaine is SO much funnier than Bret.
Friend: You're such a Jemainiac!

by Brol January 20, 2009