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Jewberty
The process in which a young jew grows into a adult jew rapidly in a certain period, such as the enlargening of the nose.
Jewberty by gnolruf122 March 7, 2011
Jewbert
One who expresses a variety of semitic/jewish tendencies (greedy and cheap) and is generally disliked by those he hangs out with.
"Hey Nathan can I get a ride home?"
"Um, I'll need some gas money"
"You want gas money? I live half a block away you fucking jewbert"
"Um, I'll need some gas money"
"You want gas money? I live half a block away you fucking jewbert"
Jewbert by Charter Smith May 21, 2006
jilbert
He is a very lovable person. He always love his family and all the people around him. He always give his best in everything in order for him to make other people happy. He loves his mother so much that's why he always taking care his mom. He has a lot of dreams and he will do everything for him to achieve it.
A person who always taking care his family. A person who makes his family as his priority. A person who has a big heart and willing to give everything to bring happiness and joy to other people. Do you know who is he? His name is Jilbert.
jilbert by Marcus Love June 7, 2021
Jalbert
Jalbert by The_Condutor February 20, 2019
jelbart
fucking jelbart
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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