by hmcknighta January 5, 2014
Get the jellybeanis mug.A penis that is so tiny it resembles the shape of a jellybean. It would be about an inch long with a tiny circumference. Jellybean dick's are filled with juicy fillings that leave everyone wanting more.
Scout was about to engage in a rage of passion with Whitney, until he pulled his trousers down. Whitney then screamed, "jellybean dick!", and ran out the room. She later came back because she has a jellybean fetish.
by The Ice Cream Man April 2, 2009
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Jenn: "You might want to think twice next time before choosing the speedo, ya jellybean smuggler!"
Nate: "I am proud to be a jellybean smuggler, as was my father before me!"
Nate: "I am proud to be a jellybean smuggler, as was my father before me!"
by StonerWithATinyBoner November 17, 2014
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Description: the male stands while holding his lover upside down. The male sucks the females genital area while the female returns the favour at the same time. Also known as the upside down squirter.
Description: the male stands while holding his lover upside down. The male sucks the females genital area while the female returns the favour at the same time. Also known as the upside down squirter.
Serna Hunt and John Fuckadoodle were getting bored of their usual sex antics so they decided to spice it up with the JellyBean Split. John gradually rised Serena off her feet spun her around in an upsidedown posture. As he grasped her legs he split them open ina V shape manouver and got to work. At the same time Serena clutched his caves for support and began sucking John's cock. The upside down position made it easier to deep throat
by popo's on the tail October 9, 2009
Get the JellyBean Split mug.A "comfort streamer" that spends her eternal purgatory in the dark pits of YouTube making Minecraft shorts and responding to comments in a tone louder than a fucking A10 Warthog. Her summoning chant, "It’s not a mistake ✨ it’s a masterpiece✨", is said upon the many toddlers that watch her.
Person 1: "Join the Jellybean cult! It’s not a mistake ✨ it’s a masterpiece✨."
Person 2: "Please leave my home you insolent fuck."
Person 2: "Please leave my home you insolent fuck."
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