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jellybeansie

A nickname given by a female to her male bestie, who she has fallen in love with because his personality matches that of a bowl of jelly beans. He is colorful, tasty, and sometimes surprising and even at times an acquired taste. JellyBeansie's are known for having a hardened exterior shell and soft sweet interior with a personality that comes come large variety of flavors, and colors that change daily.

He is a master of disguise, often times taking on the form of eggs, giraffes, and baby dinosaurs. He will affectionately "rawr" at you to indicate his love, and "roar" and wave little Dino arms at you to make you laugh, and distract you from an argument. He will walk across town to make you smile, think of things no one else would think of, understand every thing that sets you apart from other girls, and love you for it.
Jellybeansie's are charming, incredibly sexy, amazing in bed, kiss better than anyone in the planet, and are very sensitive. They require lots of care, and quality time. Draw backs to having your own JellyBeansie, include mood swings, temper tantrums, and excessive lack of sleep. The loss of a JellyBeansie is often painful, heartbreaking, and overwhelming. If you are fortunate enough to have one, hold on to him with everything you've got. When they are gone, you'll feel like an empty shell.
She totally found herself a JellyBeansie!
jellybeansie by Brattykinsxoxo January 14, 2015
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jellybeanis 

Stella: I just saw Nathan's penis! It's so small!
Callum: Is it a jellybeanis?
jellybeanis by hmcknighta January 5, 2014

butterscotch jellybeans

this is what you tell kids that BJ stands for.
Kid "dad what does BJ stand for?"
Dad "it stands for butterscotch jellybeans"

Jellybeaning 

Spamming / saying the same phrase over and over by more than one person. Shorts tuber, Twitch streamer, and TikToker girl named JellyBean made this phrase "It's not a mistake, it's a masterpiece" and the word "Jellybeaning" was born.
everyone stop jellybeaning saying "your mother is fat" that's mean you gotta forgive Fred.

Jellybeans 

A skating rink located all around the United States.
On friday nights, Jellybeans is infested with the following groups:

1. Scene/Emo kids with multidecorated roller skates who come with their friends and/or romantic interests
2. Chavs who can't skate to save their lives
3. Fat adults who think that rollerskating with teenagers will make them young and skinny again
4. Out-of-place bored kids who go there because the movies are too boring
"Hey, do you want to go to the movies?"

"No way, man. Let's go skate a Jellybeans."
Jellybeans by Nicxolelovesyou February 9, 2008

Jellybeans 

1. Small, sugarcoated candies, mass produced and formed to resemble the shape of a bean.

2. A euphemism for marijuana, ganja, weed, useful for talking about the purchase and/or smoking of it around others or on the phone.
James: Yo nigga, I need the hook up on some errr... jellybeans.
Franklin: What quantity of jellybeans will you be requiring today, G?
James: An eighth should do me... of jellybeans.
Jellybeans by C<>Note March 11, 2009

jellybeans 

tiny pieces of heaven in a bean shape with a delicious sugar coating
i ate some jellybeans today. they were heavenly.
jellybeans by Bethieeeeee January 17, 2008
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