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jelly-donut 

When a guy jizzes on a woman's face and punches her in the nose. Then she smears the blood and cum with her hand...yummy
Last night I gave Sue a jelly donut.
jelly-donut by Fred May 13, 2004
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Jelly Donut 

The jelly donut sees the amazing guy with a epic house and lavish life style and begins to rage and accuses him of wasting his money (Like that makes sense)

jelly donut 

When a girl or guy (for all you fags out there) gets cum in the face & then is punched in the nose or lip to mix cum & blood to make pink pearl jam. Sorry Eddie.
Me & my girl are into sadomasochism so i gave her a gruesome jelly donut last night & in the morning she kicked me in the balls. "Hey bitch, you're getting a Dirty Tony Sanchez tonight!"
jelly donut by sikwill October 21, 2005

jelly donut 

when a guy creampies a girl's ass then stuffs a donut between her cheeks and eats the gooey center.
Girl: Now that we're done, you want to grab some dinner?

Guy: No thanks. I'm stuffed from that jelly donut.
jelly donut by shannymac August 10, 2012

Jelly donut 

Verb:

To ejaculate inside a female while on her period, then to perform cunnilingus'.
Eat my bloody, cum filled pussy bitch! Yeah! You eat that jelly donut! MMM...... GOOD!
Jelly donut by Kitten_innards April 10, 2010

Jelly Donut 

When you are engaging in sexual intercourse with a female while she is on her period. When you cum inside of her, a mixture of blood and cum will ooze out. Hence, giving the appearance of a Jelly Donut.
When I banged my girl while she was on the rag, I was expecting a cream pie. But instead I got a Jelly Donut.
Jelly Donut by Vinny V. May 24, 2006

jelly donut 

the simultaneous act of making a cream pie in a period blood filled pussy.
i would prefer a jelly donut to a cream pie any day.
jelly donut by spread toes May 2, 2010
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