jelly-donut
When a guy jizzes on a woman's face and punches her in the nose. Then she smears the blood and cum with her hand...yummy
jelly-donut by Fred May 13, 2004
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Jelly Donut
The jelly donut sees the amazing guy with a epic house and lavish life style and begins to rage and accuses him of wasting his money (Like that makes sense)
Jelly Donut by KingDavidTheGreatChosenOne May 3, 2015
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When a girl or guy (for all you fags out there) gets cum in the face & then is punched in the nose or lip to mix cum & blood to make pink pearl jam. Sorry Eddie.
Me & my girl are into sadomasochism so i gave her a gruesome jelly donut last night & in the morning she kicked me in the balls. "Hey bitch, you're getting a Dirty Tony Sanchez tonight!"
jelly donut by sikwill October 21, 2005
jelly donut
Girl: Now that we're done, you want to grab some dinner?
Guy: No thanks. I'm stuffed from that jelly donut.
Guy: No thanks. I'm stuffed from that jelly donut.
jelly donut by shannymac August 10, 2012
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Jelly donut by Kitten_innards April 10, 2010
Jelly Donut
When you are engaging in sexual intercourse with a female while she is on her period. When you cum inside of her, a mixture of blood and cum will ooze out. Hence, giving the appearance of a Jelly Donut.
When I banged my girl while she was on the rag, I was expecting a cream pie. But instead I got a Jelly Donut.
Jelly Donut by Vinny V. May 24, 2006
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jelly donut by spread toes May 2, 2010
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