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jelleyfishes

(n). 1) sperm in the bathtub often from shower sex or masturbation.
1) Damnit!!! Who had sex in the shower again?!! I just stepped on two jelleyfishes.
by Dr. Leon (the ladies man) March 23, 2011
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a person who always inserts a veiled, stinging remark into a general conversation.
PAM: "I was trying on the pants, and I asked her what she thought and she said, 'Those pants would look good on someone who didn't have cellulite'."

RENE: "Fucking Jellyfisher!"
by Ashley Wedding September 26, 2005
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Jellyfished

To be covered in a multitude of hickies several of which appear to lead in rows from one part of the body to another and resembling a sting track caused by the tentacles of a jellyfish.
Did you see the number of hickies going all the way down her neck? She was jellyfished!
by Greenman88 August 12, 2009
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Jellyfishes (jealous bishes) is a jealous person who appears to be attractive, even harmless but will sting you at the worst possible moment. They often pretend to be your friend but wish they were you and quietly can't stand you.
Attractive, successful person: I am so sick of you stank-azz Jellyfishes all in my business! Get a life! *evil stare*
by Smashworthy February 26, 2010
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by vbyxg March 18, 2022
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When a guy cums on a girl and then pees it off.
by UltraDanktronica October 4, 2018
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Considering a jellyfish's mouth is an anus and a mouth, it is only ethical to say "I'm jellyfished" rather than "I'm shitfaced" when drunk.
Guy: Broooo I was jellyfished last night
Guy 2: I know bro it was hilarious 😂
by Mad Definitions March 6, 2019
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