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jelleyfishes by Dr. Leon (the ladies man) March 23, 2011
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PAM: "I was trying on the pants, and I asked her what she thought and she said, 'Those pants would look good on someone who didn't have cellulite'."
RENE: "Fucking Jellyfisher!"
RENE: "Fucking Jellyfisher!"
jellyfisher by Ashley Wedding September 26, 2005
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Jellyfished
To be covered in a multitude of hickies several of which appear to lead in rows from one part of the body to another and resembling a sting track caused by the tentacles of a jellyfish.
Jellyfished by Greenman88 August 12, 2009
Jellyfishes
Jellyfishes (jealous bishes) is a jealous person who appears to be attractive, even harmless but will sting you at the worst possible moment. They often pretend to be your friend but wish they were you and quietly can't stand you.
Attractive, successful person: I am so sick of you stank-azz Jellyfishes all in my business! Get a life! *evil stare*
Jellyfishes by Smashworthy February 26, 2010
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jellyfishes.vr by vbyxg March 18, 2022
Jellyfished
Jellyfished by UltraDanktronica October 4, 2018
Jellyfished
Considering a jellyfish's mouth is an anus and a mouth, it is only ethical to say "I'm jellyfished" rather than "I'm shitfaced" when drunk.
Jellyfished by Mad Definitions March 6, 2019
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