Jellyfished

To be covered in a multitude of hickies several of which appear to lead in rows from one part of the body to another and resembling a sting track caused by the tentacles of a jellyfish.

Did you see the number of hickies going all the way down her neck? She was jellyfished!

by Greenman88 August 12, 2009

Jellyfished

When a guy cums on a girl and then pees it off.

Last night I totally jellyfished that chick.

by UltraDanktronica October 4, 2018

Jellyfished

Considering a jellyfish's mouth is an anus and a mouth, it is only ethical to say "I'm jellyfished" rather than "I'm shitfaced" when drunk.

Guy: Broooo I was jellyfished last night
Guy 2: I know bro it was hilarious 😂

by Mad Definitions March 6, 2019

Jellyfish Backbone

Jellyfish backbone is a person who says one thing but does the opposite and blames others.

My boss has a Jellyfish backbone.
She speaks of standards and holding employees accountable for results. But, every time she has the chance to prove her statement she makes excuses and does nothing.

by Mr. Harrahs March 5, 2014

Superfast Jellyfish

A super colorful song about a breakfast food that only takes 3 microwave minutes. It's by Gorillaz, and Features De La Soul and Gruff Rhys. By the time this song is over your Superfast Jellyfish should be delicious and pipping hot.

Dude 1: Man, I have to wait 3 whole minutes for my shit to be ready!
Dude 2: Let's just listen to Superfast Jellyfish
Dude 1: HELL YEAH!

by VoltFlare June 14, 2010

jellyfish slap

When you masterbate into your hand and then slap somebody's face.

Steven had to jellyfish slap Trevor for sleeping on the train.

by Drdog March 16, 2014

santorum jellyfish

A circular gelatinous blob of santorum that may form on a surface after being expelled from the body.

I accidentally slipped out of my girlfriend last night while we were doing anal and she gave birth to a santorum jellyfish right there on the sheets. It was a very quick labor.

by mrcyn November 19, 2013