jelch
When you jelq so much you start to nut everytime you jelq and spray the cum on your face and in your mouth
jelch by Jelchmaster69 February 21, 2024
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jelch
When you jelq (penis stretching exercises) so much that you start to cum from jelqing and spray the cum on your face and in your mouth
jelch by Jelchmaster69 February 21, 2024
Jeuche
1. A Jewish Douche that commonly wears hats. Sometimes, but not always, is also addicted to stupid video games.
2. Used to reference people that are acting especially stupid, useless, or are idiotic.
2. Used to reference people that are acting especially stupid, useless, or are idiotic.
1. "Wow, that Andy over there is playing a video game, wearing a hat and has a Jew nose! He's such a Jeuche."
2. "Is Andy really wearing clothes that make him look like white trash? He is so stupid. What a Jeuche."
2. "Is Andy really wearing clothes that make him look like white trash? He is so stupid. What a Jeuche."
Jeuche by ladygagaandgleeeee May 25, 2010
jelah
Jelah is an sexy person that cares about her friends and many people want to be like her also she is a very special person that you will love for the rest your life.
Jelah is my forever friend
Jecht
Manliest character ever made by Square Enix, he is considered the reincarnation of Chuck Norris and a child-beating father of Final Fantasy. Armed with his Jeeecchhtoooo Fingaaaaaaa that's deadlier than the Falcon Punch, and his variety of self-honed battle skills from repeatedly beating his child, Tidus, he is considered top-tier in Square Enix's new release, Final Fantasy: Dissidia.
Ex. 1: The reason why most of the Final Fantasy cast in Dissidia are all bishies is because Jecht took all of the manliness from them. Especially Kuja.
Ex. 2: Sephiroth attempted to summon Jecht, but only got Meteor.
Ex. 3: Jecht made Cid drink his tea.
Ex. 4: Jecht has been described as rocking a "Surf Bum" look. If by surf you mean "Oh dear lord what are you doing to my legs" and by bum you mean "I am not worthy of Jecht's manliness", then yes, he is.
Ex. 2: Sephiroth attempted to summon Jecht, but only got Meteor.
Ex. 3: Jecht made Cid drink his tea.
Ex. 4: Jecht has been described as rocking a "Surf Bum" look. If by surf you mean "Oh dear lord what are you doing to my legs" and by bum you mean "I am not worthy of Jecht's manliness", then yes, he is.
Jecht by Jechto fingaaa January 14, 2009
Jewchop
jewche
jewche by Laura Ward January 3, 2006
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