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When you jelq (penis stretching exercises) so much that you start to cum from jelqing and spray the cum on your face and in your mouth
Hey, did you hear that the king has mastered jelching?
jelch by Jelchmaster69 February 21, 2024
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1. A Jewish Douche that commonly wears hats. Sometimes, but not always, is also addicted to stupid video games.

2. Used to reference people that are acting especially stupid, useless, or are idiotic.
1. "Wow, that Andy over there is playing a video game, wearing a hat and has a Jew nose! He's such a Jeuche."

2. "Is Andy really wearing clothes that make him look like white trash? He is so stupid. What a Jeuche."
Jeuche by ladygagaandgleeeee May 25, 2010
Jelah is an sexy person that cares about her friends and many people want to be like her also she is a very special person that you will love for the rest your life.
Jelah is my forever friend
jelah by Jelah July 17, 2017
Manliest character ever made by Square Enix, he is considered the reincarnation of Chuck Norris and a child-beating father of Final Fantasy. Armed with his Jeeecchhtoooo Fingaaaaaaa that's deadlier than the Falcon Punch, and his variety of self-honed battle skills from repeatedly beating his child, Tidus, he is considered top-tier in Square Enix's new release, Final Fantasy: Dissidia.
Ex. 1: The reason why most of the Final Fantasy cast in Dissidia are all bishies is because Jecht took all of the manliness from them. Especially Kuja.

Ex. 2: Sephiroth attempted to summon Jecht, but only got Meteor.

Ex. 3: Jecht made Cid drink his tea.

Ex. 4: Jecht has been described as rocking a "Surf Bum" look. If by surf you mean "Oh dear lord what are you doing to my legs" and by bum you mean "I am not worthy of Jecht's manliness", then yes, he is.
Jecht by Jechto fingaaa January 14, 2009
"Did you get your foreskin Jewchopped?"
Jewchop by ShenLi October 9, 2009
A contraction of the word "douche" and "Jew". Used to describe a Jew who is a douche.
"Erin is a jewche" (Get it? Cuz she's Jewish...)
jewche by Laura Ward January 3, 2006