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Definitions by Jelchmaster69

Chump Diddle

(N) A guy with a big dick who is willing to perform the wildest, grossest, and craziest sexual acts

(V) performing devious, crazy, and or gross sexual acts
(N) “Did you hear about the chump diddle in the BDC that did a Tallahasse Night Train?” “I saw it happen”

(V) “I going to go chump diddle in the bathroom” “what are you doing this time?”

“I’m going to do a Dallas Tornado and a Texas Twister
Chump Diddle by Jelchmaster69 March 20, 2024
When you jelq (penis stretching exercises) so much that you start to cum from jelqing and spray the cum on your face and in your mouth
Hey, did you hear that the king has mastered jelching?
jelch by Jelchmaster69 February 21, 2024
When you jelq so much you start to nut everytime you jelq and spray the cum on your face and in your mouth
Hey, did you hear that king has mastered jelching?
jelch by Jelchmaster69 February 21, 2024