Jewchop 

Another name for a circumcision

"Did you get your foreskin Jewchopped?"

Jewchop by ShenLi October 9, 2009

Jewclops 

A mythical creature, that is fabled to have one eye, who was born of jewish blood line, that chose to rebel and worship satan or become atheist because he belived himself to be a god. The first jewclops is believed to have been born in the greco roman era, when his mother a harlot mated with a roman slave. When the Jewclops was born he was abandoned because he had only one eye, and was an outcast, this made him hate society and this is why he rebeled to satanic worship or atheism and he viewed the outside world as unworthy of his presence and that he was better than the world because he was gifted with the uni-eye, which he believed a god-like atribute so he thought himself to be a god or a demi-god. This creature was known to make loud screeching, wailing sounds at night to annoy the citizens. This creature is rumored to still be around today with spottings in the north-west hemisphere.

1) Frank is being so annoying, he may aswell be a jewclops.

2) That kid wont stop bitching... he must be a jewclops

Jewclops by 123ss8 August 25, 2010

Jewcopter 

A helicopter made from salvaged parts found at the bargain bin. Jewcopters tend to be quite dodgy as the parts are usually made by stereochinks to ensure minimum wages and cost production. The jewcopter has many weapons like white phosphorus to dump over UN schools in Palestine. Another common feature is the Jew-strike, the ability to drop 20 Jews simultaneously in magnetic suits to pick up loose change.

Over recent years the jewcopter has evolved into a sentient being, and a war is in the making. Since Jewcopters have evolved they are known to be quite desperate, often sodomizing men, women, children, animals, corpses and even plants. A jewcopter can turn into a nuclear jewbomb, converting anyone in a 200km radius into Jews. IF a bomb like this were to hit the east coast of America it would be fatal for the world's economic resources because the JewPU (Jewish Central Procssing Unit) is unable to invest, donate and trade.

Boy: Aww Jenny your dad doesn't have a helicopter, its a fucking Jewcopter.

What that a bird, was that a plane?
No it was a jewcopter.

A.Fuck Run!
B.Why?
A.That jewcopter just raped that little girl.
B.Nice.

Jewcopter by GWinstonB July 6, 2009

Jewchode

Like a chode, but instead of being not real, it is a penis with girth larger than length (not width). Length<= Penis Width * pi. This is actually possible, unlike gay chodes. Jews rock, fuck Ye

Wow that's one thick penis over there, is that a chode? No, retard that is a Jewchode cuz its real and it has significant length.

Jewchode by Jewchode6969 December 6, 2022

Jewcopter 

A Jewish father who is a helicopter parent.

My father is being a Jewcopter tonight.

Jewcopter by JewishJen August 14, 2017

Jewchochabee 

A hamster with a convoluted bring.

Fuck you jewchochabee you don't know what you are talking about

Jewchochabee by Sandy beave April 17, 2024