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Jelah is an sexy person that cares about her friends and many people want to be like her also she is a very special person that you will love for the rest your life.
Jelah is my forever friend
jelah by Jelah July 17, 2017
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An extremely awkward couple who make no physical contact.
Guy 1: so are J and T dating yet?
Guy 2: they haven't even made physical contact yet!
Guy2: wow what a Joelah couple -.-
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Jelaine is a very unique name, she's a kind of person who will accept you for who you are, she is also very friendly, independent, beautiful, brave, trustworthy, loyal, stong, and loveable, but sometimes she's can be a person you could never expect it to be she has a personality that can make your life's a living hell, she can manipulate you without noticing it, she's nice to a friend but a devil to a enemy, she also has a very difficult emotion and personality but she's also fun to hang out with, she have a lots of great friends, and she is also great at finding he's pain with her smile

Inshort jelaine is a very unique and pure you'll might meet a jelaine like her once in a life time, she is a very important person so you need to keep her:)
Woahh that girl is HoHo-HOTT🔥 it must be a jelaine

Wow! You have a friend named jelaine
Jelaine by Cutieesenpaiii June 8, 2021
This is for all the Jelani’s across the world....We experience embarrassment and aren’t comedians but stand up or stand out from the ones who conform and be like everyone else, our name means mighty in reality. Which is possibly why life is always throwing more rocks and blockades upon us when our feet are already planted into the ground. So don’t let anyone tell you can’t do shit I know I know times get rough and you may hate your name and become a stranger to the world and forget who you are, but stay connected to your true self have self love before any bitch catches ya balls at home plate ya feel me. Now be strong mighty mice the ride ain’t over, and trust me all those females who were looking at you will be throwing there panties once you realize your power. One time for the one time for the Jelani’s across the world
Jelani “We are survivors and can overcome anything, Mighty Mouse
Jelani by knownbeef March 24, 2021
An extremely awkward couple. Cringeworthy couple who never kiss or make physical contact. The female generally rejects the males attempts to flirt.

Their attempts to flirt are mentally scarring.
Guy: Poor Kenny tried to kiss his girl, but instead received a nervous laugh and pat on the back.

Guy 2: that's brutal. A Joelah couple at its finest.

JELANI KING 

Men that are irresistible to women. These men usually end up in relationships with multiple women that are happily aware of the other women. Usually the JELANI KING and the women all live in the same home. The women in a JELANI KING's life understand that it takes more than one woman to keep a JELANI KING happy, and that the JELANI KING has the ability to keep all of his women happy.
YOU LOVE THAT JELANI KING BECAUSE HE KNOWS HOW TO MAKE YOU WEAK IN THE KNEES.
A awkward relationship in which the male is madly in love with the female, but refuses to do anything, making the female feel as though the male is not at all interested.

The female also tends to have a hobby she finds more interesting than the male, and often stands him up at dates because she has better things to do regarding said hobby.

The relationship consisted of minimal communication, and absolutely no physical or eye contact.
Example 1

Male: "I love you"

Female: "Lol"
Bystander: "Joelah"
Female: "He doesn't even like me"

Example 2
Male: "Do you want to go to the movies with me?"
Female: "Sorry, I have to brush my horse's tail."
#joelah
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