jekov

a verb to dance while shaking,pumping and thrusting your hips while pointing out with your fingers in each direction and being a real cool guy.

look at that guy do the jekov

by cision November 2, 2009

Jehovah's Fitness

What those bible pimps get from walking around all day and knocking on unanswered doors.

Peter and Gordon were deep in their Church pilgrimage to convert people. They were full of energy because of their Jehovah's Fitness.

by will bitten September 14, 2017

Go Jehovah on his ass

When you join a religion because your child hates you on every holiday because it doesn't meet some crazy expectation.

Parent 1: Ben went totally crazy this Easter because he didn't get that race track.

Parent 2: It's time to go Jehovah on his ass. No more fucking holidays ever!

by bbone22 September 7, 2012

Big Jehovah riders

Someone who's obsessed with Jehovah witness warrior self-proclaimed I know he's going to ride with big Jehovah riders

You will ride with big Jehovah riders

by Pee-wee Jones May 22, 2019

Jeovanni

Super hilarious dude with a kind heart and great looks. He can make a girl/boy laugh a day and before you know it you've already fallen for him. He's a sporty, smart and strong guy with a big heart and soul. Onces he's set his eye on you he won't give up unless you truly want and mean him to. He's sensetive and wont let anyone know unless you go up to him or your close to him. He will always be there for you to help you and have your back. He nice but don't when you get home mad that it. He type of guy you can't hold a grudge against and always hold onto because there's no one else like Jeovanni

Boy: who's that?!

girl: that Jeovanni, the coolest guy I know.

Best of luck in the future.

by Smiles:D February 20, 2015

Jakov

Very strong and handsome lad. Always ready for a fight. Gentleman, artist, brave, kindhearted, super hot. Will help you with anything you need, a good friend. The girls are screaming when he passes in front of them. Always the most important person in a group, a leader. He has that stare that literally says don't make me start a fight. Very charismatic and romantic.

I would like to be like Jakov.
What is it? A bird, a plane, oh it's Jakov.
Who is that handsome guy? That's Jakov.

by wikipediaguy May 2, 2018

Papa Jeko

The species of "Papa Jeko" are tap-rooted, perennial, herbaceous plants, native to temperate areas of the Northern Hemisphere. The genus contains many species which usually (or in the case of triploids, obligately) reproduce by apomixis, resulting in many local populations and endemism. In the British Isles alone, 234 microspecies are recognised in 9 loosely defined sections, of which 40 are "probably endemic".

It is considered a luxury meal and goes for around 1000$ in a good state.

Yo boii I just ate a big Papa Jeko.

Yo I just inhaled a big Papa Jeko and now my mouth is full with Junior Jekos.

by alonzo345 May 1, 2017