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Jekoby is an amazing person, if you're lucky enough to have someone named jekoby in your life you will never forget them. They are sweet, funny, loyal, kind, and loving. They also have an amazing smile. It might take a while to really get to know them but once you do you'll have a friend for life. If you do meet a jekoby, be kind and make time to get to know them, it'll definitely be worth it. <3
Person "hey who's that?"
Other person "oh him? that's jekoby, he's cool,"
jekoby by okbatman September 28, 2022
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Jakoby, he is a very noble guy. Jakoby is a person you can trust, he is a very good athlete and he has a big dick. Jakoby my seen rude at times but he is just telling you the truth. A jakoby my ignore you but he is just focusing on something more important or he my ignore you because he is just trying to protect you.

If you piss off jakoby he will beat your ass, he my seem skinny but he is very strong, he will rage like a lion and he will be gentle like a bunny.

Jakoby is very good in bed and is very big in the pants he is a very good lover and will care for you, if he gives you a chance of love you better take it or else he will just move on. Keep a jakoby close or hell will rain down on you who don't.
Jakoby is may seem mean but he is just trying to hide his true fillings for you, he kicks ass at sports and is usually very tall and black.
Jakoby by Sexy white monkey November 12, 2012
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dasthayeh jakoby

persian for hands jakoby meaning the hands of jakob. used when one is in a static frame of mind. he or she may stand up and randomly scream on the top of their lungs "dasthayeh jakoby"
jafar: man where the fuk are we?

ehteram: bro all i have to say is " dasthayeh jakoby"
dasthayeh jakoby by nikibin November 2, 2006

DIRTY JAKOBY 

When five people eat each other’s shit then have sex.
Are you saying you had a dirty Jakoby last night?
DIRTY JAKOBY by MR LUAVE April 15, 2020
jekob is a boi who has a 15 cm schlong
jekob by WIllFRAZ March 7, 2017

jerobyithness 

when your penis becomes so hard, that it hurts, almost as bad as being kicked in the testiculars
"Dude my jerobyithness is off the charts right now"
Jakoby is a God with a horse cock also is very tall and pulls hoes easily I wish I was a Jakoby
Brad is such a jakoby
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