jeffwy

a very sexy man with a very sexy mustache and hot mullet

person 1- i love jeffwy’s mullet he’s so hot i wish he could be my dad
person 2- *dies of a fucking aneurism

person 3- *eating person 2’s dead body* “this horse meat is really gud

person 1- that is my ducking grandma

person 3- shit my bad

person 1- nah it’s good nevermind

person 2- still having a fucking aneurism* “owie”
person 3- shut the fuck up

person 2- ok my bad jit *gives person 1 the sexiest dap up of all time*
person 3- *still eating grandma*

by weinerlover6974 May 30, 2022

Jeffy

Jeffy hates green beans likes to spank his diaper wears a helmet on top of his head had a fish named pee pee suck and a hamster named pee pee suck 2 his daddy's the tooth fairy and he loves his cat piano

Jeffy stop it

by Matt saber April 11, 2017

Jeffyeet

A person who is absolutely shit at any game that he has ever played and will play.

Person 1: Have you not warmed up today why are you acting like such a jeffyeet?
Person 2: Sorry, today is just one of those days where I can't score for shit.

by nibblerochoppa September 19, 2020

Jeffy

Jeffy hates his green beans. His foster parents are Mario and Rosalina but, his real mom is a drug addict and his dad was a famous painter who died and gave Jeffy 1,000,000 dollars. Jeffys favorite toy is his cat piano but, Mario ate it. Jeffys favorite song is Hop Hop.

Mario: Jeffy eat your green beans

Jeffy: no daddy I don't wanna eat my green beans
Mario: you have to Jeffy
Jeffy: *Throws green beans at the wall*

by Sith_the_sloth June 29, 2017

Jeffey Blanket

A sex act: To lie on your partner during intercourse until they pass out, and finishing anyway.

She didn't seem into it, so I hit her with that Jeffey Blanket!

by Alienvomit33 May 25, 2016

jeffy spaghetti

in an alternate universe where Jesus is named Jeffy spaghetti instead.

OH, JEFFY SPAGHETTI!!

by spaghetti jeff January 23, 2018

Jeffry

A really hot athlete. He can get every girl. He is the nicest person you will ever meet. Many people are jealous that they can’t have him but he denies it.

Your dating Jeffry? Your so lucky.

by onlyfactsonlyfacts November 8, 2018