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a very sexy man with a very sexy mustache and hot mullet

person 1- i love jeffwy’s mullet he’s so hot i wish he could be my dad
person 2- *dies of a fucking aneurism

person 3- *eating person 2’s dead body* “this horse meat is really gud

person 1- that is my ducking grandma

person 3- shit my bad

person 1- nah it’s good nevermind

person 2- still having a fucking aneurism* “owie”
person 3- shut the fuck up

person 2- ok my bad jit *gives person 1 the sexiest dap up of all time*
person 3- *still eating grandma*

jeffwy by weinerlover6974 May 30, 2022

Jeffy

Jeffy hates green beans likes to spank his diaper wears a helmet on top of his head had a fish named pee pee suck and a hamster named pee pee suck 2 his daddy's the tooth fairy and he loves his cat piano

Jeffy stop it

Jeffy by Matt saber April 11, 2017

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Jeffyeet

A person who is absolutely shit at any game that he has ever played and will play.

Person 1: Have you not warmed up today why are you acting like such a jeffyeet?
Person 2: Sorry, today is just one of those days where I can't score for shit.

Jeffyeet by nibblerochoppa September 19, 2020

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Jeffy

Jeffy hates his green beans. His foster parents are Mario and Rosalina but, his real mom is a drug addict and his dad was a famous painter who died and gave Jeffy 1,000,000 dollars. Jeffys favorite toy is his cat piano but, Mario ate it. Jeffys favorite song is Hop Hop.

Mario: Jeffy eat your green beans

Jeffy: no daddy I don't wanna eat my green beans
Mario: you have to Jeffy
Jeffy: *Throws green beans at the wall*

Jeffy by Sith_the_sloth June 29, 2017

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Jeffey Blanket

A sex act: To lie on your partner during intercourse until they pass out, and finishing anyway.

She didn't seem into it, so I hit her with that Jeffey Blanket!

Jeffey Blanket by Alienvomit33 May 25, 2016

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jeffy spaghetti

in an alternate universe where Jesus is named Jeffy spaghetti instead.

OH, JEFFY SPAGHETTI!!

jeffy spaghetti by spaghetti jeff January 23, 2018

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Jeffry

A really hot athlete. He can get every girl. He is the nicest person you will ever meet. Many people are jealous that they can’t have him but he denies it.

Your dating Jeffry? Your so lucky.

Jeffry by onlyfactsonlyfacts November 8, 2018

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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