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Jeffay Jelqing Jive 

A performance complementary to a Mavin Masturbation Manoeuvre, whereby one forcibly eLENGgates your wene by grappling the shaft with vigour to make it bigger whilst Mark's mellifluous white girl melodies are resonating around the room (goon-cave), to provide a spectacle and a salty treat.
Willie Leng: "Hey big Wood, I hear you've be attempting to eLENGgate your wene by performing a Jeffay Jelqing Jive"
Big Wood: "yeah man, I'm gonna have the Lengest wene on Mavin Street!"

Crank Dat Jeffay 

when you are doing a chick from behind and then proceed to read her excerpts from The Great Gatsby. And then jizz on her lower right thigh.
Crank Dat Jeffay by ClefPro March 8, 2009
Jeffy hates green beans likes to spank his diaper wears a helmet on top of his head had a fish named pee pee suck and a hamster named pee pee suck 2 his daddy's the tooth fairy and he loves his cat piano
Jeffy stop it
Jeffy by Matt saber April 11, 2017
A person who is absolutely shit at any game that he has ever played and will play.
Person 1: Have you not warmed up today why are you acting like such a jeffyeet?
Person 2: Sorry, today is just one of those days where I can't score for shit.
Jeffyeet by nibblerochoppa September 19, 2020
Jeffy hates his green beans. His foster parents are Mario and Rosalina but, his real mom is a drug addict and his dad was a famous painter who died and gave Jeffy 1,000,000 dollars. Jeffys favorite toy is his cat piano but, Mario ate it. Jeffys favorite song is Hop Hop.
Mario: Jeffy eat your green beans

Jeffy: no daddy I don't wanna eat my green beans
Mario: you have to Jeffy
Jeffy: *Throws green beans at the wall*
Jeffy by Sith_the_sloth June 29, 2017

Jeffey Blanket 

A sex act: To lie on your partner during intercourse until they pass out, and finishing anyway.
She didn't seem into it, so I hit her with that Jeffey Blanket!