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jeffarie 

Is the the best person to date. He often take a lot of pain and doesn’t do anything. Will surprise everyone and everything
Jeffarie is the hokage
jeffarie by Don’tworryaboutit January 22, 2018
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jeffarie'anna 

jeffarie'anna by Allie71807 January 29, 2014

Mike Jeffries 

A discriminating old guy that is the CEO of Abercrombie and Fitch that only wants attractive people to wear his clothes even though he looks hideous.
Mike Jeffries: "I only want attractive people in my stores".

Person: "Then you better get out of your store".
Mike Jeffries by KX12 May 19, 2014

Jeffries Jinx 

When Gary makes a sporting bet with Dan, no matter what team/result Gary will lose resulting in loss of funds
Dan”yep I’ll take that result off you Gary ..the Jeffries jinx will strike again...I’m a shoe in..you should have some respect
Jeffries Jinx by Mr Gibbles January 15, 2019

Jeffried 

A term used to describe when your good friend sleeps with your girlfriend. Usually when it is not known to you.
I got jeffried last night when i was out of town for a wedding, cant believe he slept with my girlfriend.
Jeffried by ButtonUp October 9, 2020

Mike Jeffries 

The CEO of the Abercrombie & Fitch clothing line.
Mike Jeffries is a crazed anthropomorphic stack of kindling and hymen flesh and who bought into his own hype machine!
Mike Jeffries by Nude Fontanelle February 6, 2009

jim jefferies 

A fucking hilarious comedian from Australia. He's like the Rosa Parks but for the word Cunt, and like rosa parks he wants to get shot by rednecks. He's got a fucking banging hot girlfriend Kate Luyben, a young son, four comedy specials (2 w/ netflix), and a show called legit, as well as a death wish by being an Aussie very much involved in American Politics.
Joke 1
Jim Jefferies: Well in America people get my accent confused with the brits, but sometimes with SouthAfrican. I got to say the Australian accent and the South African accent aren't that different if I'm honest. The difference is... Close your eyes and picture me: punching a black person.

Audience:*laughs/gasps

Jim: What I'm trying to say South Africans are horrible people.
jim jefferies by lard789 March 27, 2017
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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