Jeffried 

A term used to describe when your good friend sleeps with your girlfriend. Usually when it is not known to you.

I got jeffried last night when i was out of town for a wedding, cant believe he slept with my girlfriend.

Jeffried by ButtonUp October 9, 2020

Jeffried 

To be jeffried is to fall asleep usually in a public/awkward place and to have a friend/stranger snap a photo beside your sleeping self. Hilarity ensues but if the jeffrey is done properly, it will be stealth and you will have no idea until you log on to social media. Named after Flipping Out's Jeff Lewis, whom has the best and most creative jeffrey's ever!

I jeffried Mike last night when he fell asleep at the bar, what an old man!

Jeffried by peeptoe December 18, 2013

Jeffried 

The act of unexpectedly getting screwed over by one of your close friends, loved ones or business associates. You know it's coming, but every time it happens you are still somehow surprised, you would not think someone that close would stick it to you again.

The person's name does not have be Jeffrey, it is the name of the person who created the act of being Jeffried

Synonym: being screwed over, fucked, hosed, swindled, scammed

When the bill came, I ended up paying $30 for a piece of cheesecake; Jeffried again!

Jeffried by Everyday is Thursday April 16, 2021

Jeffried 

A term used to describe being overly intoxicated, usually having over consumed multiple inebriants. Getting 'Jeffried' has less to do over consumption of a given intoxicant and more to do with the number of intoxicants one has consumed.

Sorry about attacking you last night. I really shouldn't have taken those pills after drinking, smoking and doing coke all night. I was totally Jeffried.

Jeffried by Sheik.Yerbouti October 27, 2010

Mike Jeffries 

A discriminating old guy that is the CEO of Abercrombie and Fitch that only wants attractive people to wear his clothes even though he looks hideous.

Mike Jeffries: "I only want attractive people in my stores".

Person: "Then you better get out of your store".

Mike Jeffries by KX12 May 19, 2014

Jeffries Jinx 

When Gary makes a sporting bet with Dan, no matter what team/result Gary will lose resulting in loss of funds

Dan”yep I’ll take that result off you Gary ..the Jeffries jinx will strike again...I’m a shoe in..you should have some respect

Jeffries Jinx by Mr Gibbles January 15, 2019

Mike Jeffries 

The CEO of the Abercrombie & Fitch clothing line.

Mike Jeffries is a crazed anthropomorphic stack of kindling and hymen flesh and who bought into his own hype machine!

Mike Jeffries by Nude Fontanelle February 6, 2009