jefferie 

A tightly rolled joint.

Hey dude, wanna skip class and smoke a jefferie

jefferie by Legend23 December 30, 2013

Jeffervescence 

"Jeffervescence" is the quality that someone named Jeff possesses when he is overflowing with enthusiasm, sparkling with charisma, beaming with light, exuding joy. The term was coined by Suzanne Whang (former host of HGTV's #1 show, "House Hunters") and was inspired by watching Jeff Vezain perform on stage with Gary Sinise's Lt. Dan Band.

As soon as he made his entrance on stage, grabbed the microphone and started singing, the audience was delighted and transfixed by his Jeffervescence.

Jeffervescence by SneezyDwarf August 4, 2016

jefferine 

An noun representing a respected human being found in urban to suburban environments known for spending more hours studying at home than the hours spend in school, hanging out, and sleeping combined. Typically, a jefferine would be dissatisfied with a 99% because he or she believes that the amount of time put into studying should correspond to a 100%.

A: Why does John always rush home right after school?
B: Haven't you heard? He's a jefferine; according to my arithmetic, 7 hours of school and 5 hours of sleeping amount to 12 hours, so he has to spend the remaining 12 hours studying.

jefferine by mrexotic September 5, 2012

Mike Jeffries 

A discriminating old guy that is the CEO of Abercrombie and Fitch that only wants attractive people to wear his clothes even though he looks hideous.

Mike Jeffries: "I only want attractive people in my stores".

Person: "Then you better get out of your store".

Mike Jeffries by KX12 May 19, 2014

Jeffries Jinx 

When Gary makes a sporting bet with Dan, no matter what team/result Gary will lose resulting in loss of funds

Dan”yep I’ll take that result off you Gary ..the Jeffries jinx will strike again...I’m a shoe in..you should have some respect

Jeffries Jinx by Mr Gibbles January 15, 2019

Jeffried 

A term used to describe when your good friend sleeps with your girlfriend. Usually when it is not known to you.

I got jeffried last night when i was out of town for a wedding, cant believe he slept with my girlfriend.

Jeffried by ButtonUp October 9, 2020

james jefferey 

A duck faced wanker that has aids and herpes.

That guy is such a james jefferey

james jefferey by Rooooolls June 27, 2016